As they all sit in the living room, each character gets their own little interview.
First up, we have the meanest punk on the team!
Everyone please welcome, Rebel!
*everyone claps*
Reporter: Hello, and welcome to the interview Mr. Rebel. *reaches out to shake his hand*
Rebel: Thanks Jeff. Oh yeah, I don't do shaking hands.
Jeff: 0-0. *puts hand down from shaking position, holds arms out to hug him*
Rebel: No! I don't.....d-do those either...it brings back memories....
Jeff: O.....kaaaayyyy? *clears throat* So, how are you Mr. Rebel?
Rebel: Listen man just call me Rebel. And I am doing horrible!
Jeff: ......Okay! So, who do you live with!
Rebel: Well Jeff, I'm a loner meaning, I live with me, myself, and I.
Swift: BOOOOO! HE'S LYING! GET OFF THE STAGE! *throws can at Reb*
Rebel: Ow! Hey, watch it! But seriously, he's right, I'm a plain liar.
Jeff: *sarcastic* great. *sighs* So, do you love living with your family?
Rebel: More or less.
Jeff: Interesting.
Rebel: Yeah, we always fight for some reason...*thinks*.
Swift: *yells* YOU KEEP EATING MY CAKE YOU FAG!
Rebel: That is true.
Jeff: Okay. Do you have any kids?
Rebel: Yes, I have one. His name is Caesar Kindel. His last name is Kindel because I was watching the Kindel Fire commercial that day.
Jeff: 0o0. ....Whoa....
Rebel: I know right?
Caesar: Fuck you dad!
Rebel: Later son, I'm busy!
Jeff: Finally, what is the meaning of life?
Rebel: Hmm......that's a tough one....
Jeff: Take your time--
Rebel: Life is bull carp!
Jeff: -_- .......Okay well everyone, that's all we have time for today! Give Rebel another round of applause!
*everyone claps*
Jeff: And if any of you readers have any questions you want to ask, just put the name of the character and ask the question in the comments section!
PB: Bye! Cya later alligator!
To be continued..................
