Language Loopholes - Batfam.

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Side Note: Batfam trying to find loopholes in cursing. 




With Damian:


"Son of a -" Robin started to hiss before being cut off rather quickly, the goon who caused his tongue to start to slip being knocked out by the other vigilante. 

"What your language" Batman scolded as he dropped the goon who had gotten a cheap hit at his youngest.

"-Fun.." Damian finished his sentence with a glare sent towards his father. 

"You're close" Batman warned. 


With Tim: 


"Frick" Red Robin huffed out as he stared at a brick wall, completely lost the suspect they were chasing after. 

"Don't test me" Batman sighed, shaking his head as he knew he shouldn't have tried stopping Damian the night before. Of course his immature children were gonna mess with him over this. 



With Dick: 


"Shoot-dang it" Dick cried out as he stared towards the small pile of spilled cereal on the floor from where he knocked over his cereal box. 

"Oh my god. Just curse next time" Bruce begged, turning straight around and leaving the room. Not even able to cope with Dick's twist to cursing first thing in the morning. 


With Jason: 


"Dick!" Red Hood yelled out, lifting a hand in the air as if he was about to flip the bird. 

"Hoo-" Batman started to growl before being cut off by Red Hood doing a two finger salute to someone instead. 

"You called?" Nightwing asked overly sweet and clearly not as innocent as he was trying to pretended he was. 

"You're both making me rethink my no kill rule" Batman admitted as he stared at his two oldest, finally understanding why some parents willing confess to wanting to kill their children. 


With Stephanie: 


"Go suck on my Dick" Spoiler screamed out enraged, rubbing at her cheek where one of the escaping goons got a lucky hit. 

"As her Dick, I reject that offer" Nightwing scoffed back as he stood with his arms crossed, shaking his head and not wanting anyone to try and suck him tonight. 

"I still won't give you my blessing to marry my daughter" Batman commented as he just looked at Steph, knowing he should have expected her to join in on this. 

"Oh man" Spoiler wined back, rubbing at her cheek even harder now. 


With Wally West:

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