Cannon Fodder Dad Dressed As A Baby

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Zhou Congee transmigrated into a cannon fodder father in the baby comprehensive article.

The original owner took his three-year-old son to participate in the live broadcast variety show "Training Dad", and vigorously created the characters of "Confused Little Worker Dad" and "Three-year-old Long Aotian Genius Son", euphemistically called "Reverse Parenting".

Its behaviors include but are not limited to:
1. Asking the three-year-old son to step on a small bench and start cooking because his father can't cook.
2. Let the three-year-old son flop in the mud, because the father wants to win the game but is afraid of getting dirty.
3. Asking the three-year-old son to go out to buy medicine alone late at night, because his father was greedy and ate too many snacks.

The effect imagined by the original owner: Long Aotian takes his father away, so loving!

Actual effect: Child abuse squatting, what a scum!

(2)
Xiao Zai Zai knows that his father doesn't like him and is very cruel to him.

The night before the live broadcast, he told himself in his heart that if his father treated him harshly again, he would really dislike him.

The first day of the live broadcast -
at 7 o'clock in the morning, he was about to get up to cook but his father hugged him: "Eat takeaway, the kitchen was blown up by me yesterday."

He was about to jump in the mud pond competition and his father grabbed him, he waved to the director team: "This is an automatic abstention!"

Watching TV at night, his father was eating a lot of snacks, and he was going to buy stomach medicine. Dad stuffed a large piece of spicy chili into his mouth: "Don't underestimate your father! Your dad has an iron stomach!"

Xiao Zai Zai looked at him strangely, Zhou Congee chewed a big spicy slice: "What are you looking at? Eat your fruit, children can't eat spicy slices."

(3)

On the first day of the live broadcast, the navy failed to catch Zhou Congee's little tail, so he began to pick up the little cub's life experience.

[Zhou Congee is so confused and can still take on dramas and variety shows, there must be a financial backer!]

[Is it Director X who is fifty-six years old this year? Or Fat-headed X , the producer? ]

At the same time, in the deep mountain villa, the wealthy boss who lived in seclusion opened his eyes at the same time that Zhou Congee was "crossing the book".

The rich man suddenly turned over and sat up, looking at Kong Kong's side with cold eyes.

No, where is his wife? Where is his child?

The wealthy boss picks up the phone to learn about the world--

Zhou Conge brings a baby [Explosion!]
Zhou Congee claims that her husband is dead [Explosion!]
Zhou Congee claims that the cub was conceived by a single body [Hot!]

The wealthy boss: "..."

Note (Based on MTL):
Zhou Congee = Zhou Poridge
Xiao Zai Zai = Bubble/ Zhou Pao Pao
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"Why are you so stupid?!" Zhou Congee's eyes darkened for a while, and ear-piercing screams filled his ears.

At two o'clock in the morning, he hid under the blanket, happily finished watching "I Became Popular After I Had a Show with Long Aotian", and just put down his phone and was about to go to bed, he arrived here.

The black mist in front of him gradually dissipated, and Zhou Porridge finally saw the surrounding scene clearly.

This is a large and luxurious kitchen with all kinds of kitchen utensils and ingredients on the cooking table.