What never should've happened.

Coffee Date 1.5

Yoongi's POV

He watched you leave, admiring the way your ass moved in those slacks. Admittedly, it looked better in your pj shorts, but you couldn't exactly go to work in those, could you?

When he couldn't see you anymore, he turned to find two managers and one maknae looking at him like proud parents.

"What?" He asked, annoyed.

"Hyung..." Jungkook said, "your girl is perfect. She's funny, cute, she bakes like the gods and...please don't kill me..." he trailed off.

"What, Jungkookie? Spill."

"She has a great ass! Jin hyung said she had nice breasts, but damn, she has curves in all the right places."

"I'm not going to kill you just because what you just pointed out is true," Jungkook smiled, satisfied, Yoongi always let him get away with anything, "but if I catch you checking out my girlfriend's body again, I'm going to kick your ass. Not only me, but Huang-ssi too...and Y/N herself. Understood?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, Yoongi hyung. I'm just saying she's very pretty. Say...do you think you can give me another chocolate cookie?" He gave Yoongi his best innocent eyes.

"Fuck off, JK. Let's go back to the studio and stay the fuck away from my treats."

Both managers laughed at them and followed them to the studio.

To say that the rest of the group was eagerly waiting for them, was an understatement. The second Yoongi and JK walked in the door, three sets of hands darted for the cookies held by them.

"Back off, hyenas!" Yoongi's voice boomed and Jin and Tae actually recoiled, hands outstretched while Jimin managed to snag the package from JK's hands. "You guys get to share from the cookies Jimin took, these are mine and mine alone."

"If you can get them away from him, the double chocolate ones are to die for," Jungkook said as he reached in for a handful of cookies. Hobi and Nam were also reaching in and Yi Jeon was patiently waiting for his turn.

"And how would you know that?" Countered Tae as he and Jimin hogged the container.

"Because noona gave me one," he looked smug as he said it, "because I'm her bias."

"Noona?? Yoongi hyung, are you going to allow this?" Tae whined. Sometimes it was easy to forget that Taehyung wasn't that much older than Jungkook and he also liked to be babied. That's why he enjoyed hanging out with the so called Wooga Squad, he was the maknae there.

"Nothing I can do about it, Taehyungie," Yoongi caved and gave him one of the double chocolate ones, Tae lit up and the rest said nothing, they knew him, "Y/N asked him to call her that, in fact, I think she will ask all of you to do the same. She doesn't quite grasp the honorifics system and she prefers it when you use her name."

"She has a pretty name," Hobi interjected.

"And a pretty ass," said Jungkook.

"I KNEW IT!" Shouted Jin at the same time that both Yoongi and Namjoon hit Jungkook's arm.

"I will kick your fucking ass, Jungkookie, I swear," growled Yoongi. He knew they were teasing him and low-key, he was proud that they could appreciate the beauty that was his girlfriend. Maybe if the rest of BTS told her she was beautiful, she would believe it.

"I'm sorry...I'm not sorry. You all will see, noona has curves for days and she's really pretty. I dare say that Suga hyung has his work cut out for him." He was serious.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Yoongi was sitting on a chair, hugging his batch of cookies and eating through them with gusto. He was going to gain so much weight.

"She will eventually be around us at events where other idols will be too, she will catch their attention because, 1. She's dating you, and 2. She's a damn attractive foreigner. Just be ready." Jin stated, matter of factly.

"You guys are not making this easy," Yoongi brushed off the crumbs from his fingers and went to the console, "alright, let's keep working, I need to leave by five. And I would think twice before touching my treats, Jiminie."

Jimin had been quietly opening the container, but apparently, Yoongi had eyes on the back of his head.

The recording session was a success.

When five rolled around, Yoongi was restless, they were not done.

"Hyung," Namjoon said, "go. We can take it from here. Thank y/n-ssi for the cookies."

He gave a gummy smile and darted to the parking lot.

"Well done, Monah," Jin said, "this is you, not the idiot from yesterday."

5:10

MY: "Running a bit late, baby. I'm just getting to my car. I'll be there as soon as I can."

5:10

Y/N: "Don't worry, I'm already here. Do I get to ride with you or do we do the car switch? Just so I know."

5:11

MY: "Leaving the garage now. You're riding with Seojun and we're switching in about twenty minutes. I'm sorry."