Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Wholesome... ALMOST

Daddy Issues:
Guys? I can't sleep.
Dick Master:
I'm in the middle of fucking someone. Shut up.
Daddy Issues:
I had a dream... It was awful.
Pop My Cherri:
... Pretty sure that's called a nightmare.
Carfight:
What was it about?
Daddy Issues:
So, it was a dream where my mother came back after being gone, but she hated me and tried to kill me and all of my friends. She thought my idea of redemption was stupid and wanted to destroy my hotel. And... It... It was just awful.
Vagina:
... I'm coming back to the room. I was getting water. I'l be there in a second.
Lilith:
... I'm not going to do that. Why would I do that?
Daddy Issues:
I can't go back to sleep. What if the dream starts again?
Short King:
I'm on my way. I'm bringing you your very own... *drumroll* EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DUCK!
Big Ass forehead:
... Did he just type out drumroll?
Carfight:
Make some hot tea. It'll help you relax.
Lilith:
... Are you trying to parent my child?
Carfight:
No. Considering the fact that her nightmare revolved around you though, you trying to comfort her would potentially be distressing.
Harder Daddy:
Fuck... We already had a feud between Alastor and Lucifer. We do not need a feud between Carmine and Lilith. LMAO
STAB:
No, we do. It'll be entertaining.
Freaky Face:
I agree. Proceed with the feud.
Lilith:
There is no feud. She actually had a point.
Whiskers:
Hate to break it to you fuckers but... We have no hot tea. I checked.
Pop My Cherri:
That's surprisingly nice of you. I didn't think you cared.
Carfight:
I'll bring some. I'll be there shortly.
Daddy Issues:
... Thank you.
Vagina:
I never thought that adding her in this chat would end up being a good thing.
God:
All of you should gather and watch a movie. Paired with the hot tea, that should be relaxing. Movies and socializing are distractions.
Daddy Issues:
... Now we're getting advice from God himself. I think that alone is enough to elevate my mood. LMAO
Whiskers:
Whoever didn't lock the door, fuck you. I left the kitchen for five minutes, then I return to see fucking Carmine in there. Lock the fucking doors, or hell... @Carfight, KNOCK NEXT TIME!
Carfight:
... I did. @TwoDicks let me in.
Two Dicks:
My eggs are being loud and I can't sleep.
Danger Tits:
... I was sleeping, but you fuckers won't shut up.
Vagina:
Not the time asshole.
Pear:
@DangerTits we get that you're a ruthless bitch with no regards for anyone but yourself, but for once... Fuck off.
Danger Tits:
... I am not that fucking ruthless. Ask @ScreenQueen.
Screen Queen:
She is the one that stayed up and talked to me that one night.
Big Ass Forehead:
You were that desperate? You were counseled by a fucking exorcist? Damn, pussy.
Danger Tits:
Let me clear some shit up... I did not scroll and read the chat before I said something, so now I see why you all won't shut up. @DaddyIssues, it seems like you've got a good support system at the moment. And... @BigAssForehead... Shut the fuck up.
Vagina:
... Fair enough. Sorry, I'm just so used to you being a massive bitch.
Harder Daddy:
... OK, but we've had Lucifer here, God here, and fucking Lilith. All of that was fine. But... FUCKING CARMINE BEING HERE IS ODDLY INTIMIDATING AND I DON'T LIKE IT!
Short King:
LMAO, is that why you're hiding behind the couch?
Lilith:
... Charlie, are you alright?
Daddy Issues:
Yeah... We're gathering things and watching a movie. No one can sleep anyway. Oh, and the hot tea is helping.
Pear:
... Who the fuck is burning the popcorn?
STAB:
... I forgot about it.
Pop My Cherri:
Niffty, while we appreciate the effort, why not let Carmine handle it? She's still here, and we don't need the kitchen being set on fire.
Big Ass Forehead:
I can't believe you guys are treating an overlord like some sort of maid or something. If she kills all of you for disrespecting her, I won't blame her.
Carfight:
I'm not the only overlord here. Besides, I'm doing this because I want to, not because they asked.
Harder Daddy:
I'm still not moving from behind the couch.
Whiskers:
... Your hiding spot is shit. We all know where you are, and two of your arms have been sticking out the entire time.
Danger Tits:
... I'm on my way. Apparently you idiots don't have any good movies, so I'm bringing some...
Vagina:
... Who told you we don't have movies?
Screen Queen:
I fucking did. The only movies I'm seeing are porn films... not shocking... and horror films, which neither of those are comforting. Isn't that the whole point of this movie thing?
Daddy Issues:
... She actually has a point.
Pear:
There's also a DVD that's just the duck song on loop for 2 hours.
Lilith:
Lucifer, what the actual fuck?
Short King:
WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?
Lilith:
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOU DUMBASS!
Carfight:
You all seem to have everything you need, so I'll be leaving now.
Daddy Issues:
Thank you.
Daddy Issues:
Also... Mom, if you're not busy... Can you come? I think it would be nice to have you here now that my dream isn't screwing with my head.
Lilith:
I'm on my way.
Freaky Face:
This is oddly wholesome. I guess it's a bad time to mention that Vox has hacked the TV...
Carfight:
... I'll go handle that situation.
Big Ass Forehead:
... Oh shit.
Danger Tits:
I guess it's also a bad time to mention that there is smoke coming out of the kitchen window...
Pop My Cherri:
FUCKING WHY?
STAB:
... I set a fire. On purpose.
Two Dicks:
... @ShortKing, where is that giant rubber duck to trap people?
Short King:
... I don't have it yet.
Dick Master:
HOLY SHIT! YOU ALL RUINED MY FUCK SESSION!
Danger Tits:
... You were by yourself. What were you fucking? A grapefruit? Is your partner your fucking hand? You could turn off your shit.
Pear:
... Are we ever going to start the movie? If not, I'm going back to bed.
Vagina:
After we deal with this damn fire, which is fucking spreading.
Whiskers:
Considering the fact that it's heading towards the bar... We really need to stop it. Alcohol is flammable, and that would be a waste of good drinks...
Harder Daddy:
Well, if we could find the damn extinguisher...
Stab:
... I hid that 3 weeks ago.
Harder Daddy:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIFFTY! WHY?
God:
... Well, everything was wholesome...
Lilith:
... @ShortKing, you could literally make the fire go away. You're the King of Hell after all.
Short King:
... Oh yeah.
Dick Master:
DUMBASS!
Screen Queen:
How's your imaginary bitch doing? LMAO
Dick Master:
I HAVE BITCHES!
Carfight:
I doubt that.
Pear:
LMFAO, @Carfight don't ever leave this chat. Fucking please.
Carfight:
Noted.