Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

What has this story become?

Screen Queen:
HELP! I FUCKED UP!
Pop My Cherri:
What? Did you post something and it only got 10 likes? LMAO
Screen Queen:
I FUCKED SOMEONE! That whole relationship thing I've been wrapped up in has been so confusing and last night... I may have panicked and screwed someone. Now I'm worried that I've ruined things and I didn't mean to. What do I do?
Danger Tits:
Well, one thing's for sure... Don't send that in a group chat with me in it while you've been actively avoiding me. LMAO
Two Dicks:
... Why is she sobbing now?
Dick Master:
HA! SHE CHEATED!
Danger Tits:
Considering our relationship still isn't official or something... She didn't cheat and I'm confused about why she's upset.
Whiskers:
From what I'm gathering while hearing her mumble while sobbing... She thinks she somehow betrayed you and thinks you're going to be mad and reject her.
Danger Tits:
... Do I need to come downstairs? I'm here, but I'm upstairs helping @Vagina with something.
Daddy Issues:
You? Helping Vaggie with something? What the hell are you two doing?
Vagina:
Wedding related shit. I realized she's the closest I have to family, as fucking weird as that is, so I asked her for help.
Mouth:
Well, @DangerTits please hurry the fuck up and get downstairs. This bitch won't stop sobbing.
Screen Queen:
NO! Don't make her come down here. I messed up. She shouldn't have to deal with someone who betrayed her.
Vagina:
... She's on her way down there. We'll finish our shit up later.
Pear:
OK, while the emotional bitch is being dealt with... Have you fuckers ever heard of Salad Fingers? I forgot about it until I just stumbled upon it again.
Short King:
I like rusty spoons! 🥄
Lilith:
I like to touch them. 👉🏼
Roo:
The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic... 😋
Whiskers:
What the actual fuck was that?
Big Ass Forehead:
I will now broadcast Salad Fingers.
Carfight:
... I would say you need better hobbies, but I'd rather you broadcast that than some random people having sex.
Pop My Cherri:
Why did I just remember that Alastor once said that Vox tried to bribe Carmine with sex? LMFAO
Harder Daddy:
OK, but... Did it work?
Carfight:
... What do you think?
Pear:
Good point... Why would you ever screw that?
Big Ass Forehead:
Honestly... Why would I ever screw an old hag?
Pear:
I wasn't talking to you asshole.
Harder Daddy:
Seriously... I'm gay as shit and would just about fuck anyone, but I'd never screw a TV.
Two Dicks:
Speaking of sexual intercourse, who else hears those noises?
Whiskers:
It's the mating of Heaven and Hell again.
Vagina:
... @ScreenQueen SHUT THE FUCK UP! 
Daddy Issues:
Leave them alone. She probably needed that... Stress relief.
Lilith:
Yeah, is that what we're calling it?
Freaky Face:
Why are you all so vulgar today?
Dick Master:
COCK!
Harder Daddy:
ANAL BEADS!
Mouth:
VIBRATER!
Vagina:
I EAT PUSSY!
Squeak:
You're all so mean.
Daddy Issues:
Vaggie, why did you have to join in?
Vagina:
... I don't like Alastor. LMAO
Big Ass Forehead:
SAME! FUCK ALASTOR!
Vagina:
On second thought... @FreakyFace Truce? LMAO
Freaky Face:
... I don't care.
Kayden:
... They're getting louder.
Lilith:
Let them continue... Damn, she is loud.
Pear:
Cherri... Pounding on that door is not a good idea.
Danger Tits:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Pop My Cherri:
TELL YOUR FUCK BUDDY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Danger Tits:
... I'm gonna shut you the fuck up.
Kayden:
And now she's running...
Roo:
LMAO, looks like someone can barely stand. Did you have fun~?
Screen Queen:
... Shut the fuck up.
Roo:
I'll consider it... As soon as you get up and take a few steps without collapsing.
Screen Queen:
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Mouth:
... And she fell. LMAO
Dick Master:
Weak bitch.
Harder Daddy:
How about you get fucked so hard in the ass that you can't fucking sit, stand, or even lay down comfortably. Then, you can say shit.
Dick Master:
I'M NOT GAY!
Whiskers:
And I'm not a drunk. See, that's how stupid lying sounds.
Dick Master:
I'M NOT LYING YOU ALCOHOLIC BITCH!
Squeak:
... What about that thing with Saint Peter?
Dick Master:
I'm fucking done.
Screen Queen:
For fucks sake... Can someone help me up?
Two Dicks:
No. My eggs are telling me stories. They're all bullshit, but I listen to my eggies.
Pop My Cherri:
@DangerTits GET OFF MY ASS AND GO HELP YOUR BITCH!
Danger Tits:
She's still not my responsibility.
Screen Queen:
Please?
Danger Tits:
... I'm coming.
Vagina:
... Damn, never thought anyone would tell you what to do... Besides Adam back in the day. LMAO
Danger Tits:
I've made mistakes in my past... Clearly.
Dick Master:
Yeah... Your biggest mistakes were letting me get stabbed, and betraying me. You were my main bitch.
Danger Tits:
Cry me a fucking river.
Pear:
Are you seriously walking around with that bitch on your back?
Daddy Issues:
It's kind of sweet. :)
Screen Queen:
Do you guys remember ages ago when I said I wanted a relationship with someone loyal as fuck? I think I got that.
Big Ass Forehead:
If only your ass could stay loyal.
Carfight:
Your input is unnecessary.
Harder Daddy:
That makes me wonder about God's love life? @God do you even have one?
God:
Nope. I'm aromantic and asexual. Not sex repulsed or anything... I don't give two shits. I just don't care enough to want that shit.
Short King:
... He tried to date a while ago, and he really wasn't good at it. LMAO
God:
I scared my partners. One guy said he wished he had a good drink, and I made it appear... He panicked, thought his meds stopped working, and ran.
Carfight:
... Did you not tell him you were God?
God:
I did... That just made it worse. LMAO
Roo:
I told you to stop dating humans.
God:
I'M NOT DATING FUCKING ANGELS! I KIND OF CREATED THOSE!
Whiskers:
You could've tried dating someone from fucking Hell.
God:
I never thought of that. Not interested though. LMAO
Squeak:
Imagine dating God though. That would be... Interesting.
Kayden:
Imagine dating any of us... To a normal human, that would just be weird.
STAB:
You're the most normal one here! Even though you and I had a pillow fight last night... Not with pillows, but with loaves of bread.
Kayden:
... That was fun!
Lilith:
I wanna join next time. Fucking invite me.
STAB:
... OK!