Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Let's see if I piss off the fandom

Screen Queen:
... Update on last night's situation... I really fucked up. LMAO, and my head hurts.
Carfight:
Medication is in the kitchen.
Pop My Cherri:
Who won the bet?
Screen Queen:
... What do you guys consider fucking?
Danger Tits:
... What kind of fucking question is that? @DickMaster, pay them.
Harder Daddy:
FUCK YES! WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT!
Freaky Face:
He will pay you once him and Vox are done cleaning.
God:
Congratulations on your new relationship.
Screen Queen:
... I think it was just a drunken thing... Maybe. Fuck, I don't know.
Danger Tits:
I see you staring at me and before you fucking ask... No, I'm still not pissed about it. Shit happens.
Vagina:
... I seriously don't recognize you. You're so fucking different now.
Danger Tits:
I did some soul searching, remember?
Vagina:
Once again... What fucking soul bitch?
Lilith:
Lucifer has a massive bump on his head from hitting his head so many times. LMAO
Pop My Cherri:
... I think I'm going to be sick again.
Whiskers:
... That's what you get for chugging milk.
Daddy Issues:
... Adam named Vaggie after vagina? How did I not know that?
Vagina:
Because I hate talking about it.
Danger Tits:
... Have you ever noticed how fucking lazy my name is?
Dick Master:
IT'S NOT LAZY!
God:
... It is though. I never thought about it, but it really is.
Squeak:
Wait... Is your name seriously just short for lieutenant?
Danger Tits:
YES! IT FUCKING IS!
Vagina:
Still better than being named after pussy.
Short King:
Is that not fitting though? You're a lesbian, lesbians like pussy.
Daddy Issues:
DAD! WHAT THE FUCK?
Mouth:
I hate to be that person but... Actually, no I don't... CAN SOMEONE MAKE BREAKFAST?
Roo:
Yes, once a certain someone gets the fuck out of the kitchen.
Big Ass Forehead:
FUCK OFF! I'M CLEANING!
Mouth:
... I still don't trust your ass.
Roo:
I know. You avoid me, and if you have to talk to me, you never call me by my actual name.
Pear:
... What if she really isn't Roo, and the actual Roo finds out about this whole situation and gets pissed? LMFAO
Mouth:
... The actual Roo already knows because SHE'S FUCKING HERE!
Roo:
Do you want me to make breakfast or not? Damn.
Mouth:
... Yes. I'm fucking hungry.
Screen Queen:
You know, something tells me that Adam might be slightly mad at me. I'm not sure though. LMAO
Whiskers:
I hope that you're being sarcastic. He's been glaring at you this entire time, grumbling and calling you a stupid bitch.
Danger Tits:
He also had a weapon, which I took without him noticing.
Dick Master:
BITCH! I COULD STILL KILL HER!
STAB:
... Can I stab him again... And again... AND AGAIN?
Big Ass Forehead:
IS THAT CUM ON THE STAIRS?
Freaky Face:
... I can handle a lot but that... That's disgusting.
Squeak:
You're not wrong.
Kayden:
What's for breakfast?
Roo:
... Crepes.
STAB:
I want to help! I make good crepes.
Harder Daddy:
I don't trust that.
Daddy Issues:
... Just let her help. Maybe she does make good crepes.
Freaky Face:
Oh, Vox? Where are you going? You missed a spot.
Big Ass Forehead:
WHOEVER FUCKED ON THE STAIRS CAN CLEAN UP THEIR OWN SHIT!
(Short King added Buzz Buzz to the chat)
Short King:
@BuzzBuzz You won't answer my fucking calls again so... Thanks for the good shit. We all got fucked, a new relationship was formed through sex in a closet, all of our heads hurt, and we're probably going to do it again sometime.
Buzz Buzz:
... LMAO, I read back through the chat. You kept hitting your head?
Screen Queen:
IT'S NOT A RELATIONSHIP! I think... I still don't fucking know.
Danger Tits:
Well, if you'd stop running from me, we could discuss it further.
Screen Queen:
No... I'm going to keep running. Thanks for the offer though.
Buzz Buzz:
Either way, glad you all enjoyed your party... And I will be there in 10 minutes to steal some fucking crepes.
Whiskers:
... You'll come for crepes, but won't stay to say hi to Lucifer when alcohol is dropped off?
Buzz Buzz:
I didn't drop it off. Someone else did. I was in a meeting. There's been some crazy shit going on.
Lilith:
Is it Mammon's fault.
Buzz Buzz:
LMFAO, he has nothing to do with it. Do you hate him that much?
Lilith:
YES I FUCKING DO!
Roo:
The crepes will be done soon, so all of you idiots who are still laying on the floor, or that are still naked for some reason, get your asses up and ready.
Buzz Buzz:
... Is that actually Roo or?
Mouth:
YES, IT FUCKING IS!
Pear:
No, pretty sure it's not. Thora is just paranoid. It's just fucking Eve.
Mouth:
WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW THAT!
God:
I know... I just won't tell you.
Mouth:
FUCK YOU!
Two Dicks:
...
Dick Master:
...
Short King:
...
Buzz Buzz:
DID YOU JUST SAY FUCK YOU TO GOD HIMSELF?
Mouth:
Yes, I did, and I feel like I've made a huge mistake.
Squeak:
... God asked for drugs the other day. He won't care.
God:
She's right.
Short King:
... Why did the door just slam open downstairs?
Buzz Buzz:
... I was a bit too forceful with the door. Oops.
Whiskers:
Has no one ever heard of knocking?
Buzz Buzz:
Of course I've heard of knocking... I just don't give a shit.
Screen Queen:
HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
Vagina:
... Is it still kidnapping if you're not a kid?
Screen Queen:
WHO CARES! I'M BEING TAKEN AGAINST MY WILL!
Danger Tits:
You'll be fine. We're going to the kitchen anyway. The food is done, then... We're discussing shit.
Kayden:
She's not even struggling.
Screen Queen:
I feel like she'd beat my ass if I actually tried to fight back. LMAO
Pop My Cherri:
HOLY SHIT! Are all the deadly sins that hot?
Buzz Buzz:
You should see Satan with his shirt off.
Harder Daddy:
Damn, those crepes do look good. Niffty, I'm sorry I doubted you.
STAB:
They taste better than they look!
Short King:
I would've chosen pancakes, but it's fine.
Roo:
You can make breakfast next time then.