Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Pool

Buzz Buzz:
OK, I'm hung over, I regret my decisions, and I feel like I need to apologize to a few individuals. Anyway, I've changed my mind. I'm not leaving the chat. I'm just going to join Carmine in being inactive unless I feel like it. LMAO
Carfight:
That is not what I said.
Buzz Buzz:
Close enough asshole.
God:
I am leaving though. Bye peasants!
(God has left the chat)
Roo:
... Peasants? LMAO
Harder Daddy:
HIS PARTING GIFT WAS A MASSIVE SWIMMING POOL! FUCKING YES!
Danger Tits:
Anyone who can't swim, send a message. Not so we can make sure you're safe... So I can fucking throw you in and make you figure it out yourself. I already have two targets.
Harder Daddy:
@PopMyCherri CALLING YOUR ASS OUT BITCH!
Freaky Face:
@BigAssForehead can't either. Although, I think that makes sense. Water and electronics don't mix.
Whiskers:
Niffty is not aloud near pools.
STAB:
I SET A POOL ON FIRE!
Daddy Issues:
How is that even possible?
STAB:
I don't know, but it was fun! I GOT TO SWIM IN FLAMES!
Short King:
... @DickMaster can't swim. LMAO
Danger Tits:
Yeah... He's one of my two targets.
Dick Master:
I can fly. It's totally better. Besides, I could swim if I wanted to. I just don't want to get in filthy water.
Roo:
... I've watched you almost drown 7 times.
Vagina:
Wait... Two targets? Who's the second.
Danger Tits:
... I'm going to be nice and not call her out.
Rosie:
... Is it that girlfriend of yours?
Screen Queen:
GET OFF MY DICK!
Rosie:
Well, that answers that question.
Squeak:
To be fair, I can't swim either. I've never taken the time to learn, even though I've been alive for... Who knows how long.
Lilith:
All I've gathered from this is... THROW ADAM IN THE POOL!
Two Dicks:
I am still hung over... Why are you all screaming?
Harder Daddy:
POOL ASSHOLE!
Morana:
I'm on my way. I enjoy pools.
Daddy Issues:
To be fair, I'm still fucking hung over too...
Elle:
That's your own fault... And next time, don't fuck and pass out in a hallway, especially not one leading to a bathroom.
Vagina:
I am not sorry.
Mouth:
Did we ever figure out why Carmine was on the roof?
Kayden:
... She was trying to find her watch... She doesn't wear a watch. LOL
Two Dicks:
She ended up staring into the sky for 13 minutes, then turning around, saying something about a fascinating movie, then leaving.
Carfight:
... Why don't you all go enjoy that pool and shut the hell up.
Elle:
... Put her down.
Screen Queen:
YEAH BITCH! LET ME GO!
Danger Tits:
Nope... You're figuring shit out the old fashion way today.
Pop My Cherri:
Remind me to stay away from her...
Pear:
HOLY SHIT! SHE THREW HER IN!
Roo:
And I'm on my way with Adam... Difference is, he's tied up.
Big Ass Forehead:
I WANNA COME SEE THAT STUPID VIRAL OBSESSED BITCH SUFFER!
Freaky Face:
Well she certainly doesn't look happy. Frightened, pissed off, in between?
Squeak:
Pull her out.
Danger Tits:
No... She's finally getting herself out. She did it. Mission accomplished.
Short King:
Two seconds later, and she was just violently pushed into the pool.
Daddy Issues:
... She let her do that. There's no way she genuinely got pushed in against her will.
Screen Queen:
FUCKING BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Mouth:
Not gonna lie... That was pretty cruel.
Freaky Face:
Exactly what should be expected from an exorcist...
Danger Tits:
I've done worse... It's fine.
Squeak:
Yeah... Pretty toxic behavior if you ask me.
Rosie:
I ate an ex of mine... I'd argue that's worse. It was disappointing too. The asshole tasted horrible.
Roo:
I'm here with Adam... And there he goes.
Lilith:
HELL YEAH! I'm gonna hold his head under.
Short King:
You know what this pool needs? A FUCKING WATER SLIDE!
Pear:
And it just appeared out of nowhere.
Harder Daddy:
I'M GOING ON IT FIRST! FUCK YEAH!
Elle:
... That doesn't mean you have to go down headfirst asshole. LMAO
Kayden:
No, it does... I'M JOINING!
Elle:
That's not safe though.
Vagina:
Unless that slide is made from angelic steel, you'll be fine. And unless that pool is full of holy water, you'll be fine. LMAO
Danger Tits:
Holy water is bullshit.
Daddy Issues:
Not wrong. When I was an emo teen, I found some and drank it, thinking it made me edgy or something.
Whiskers:
NIFFTY! AWAY FROM THE POOL!
STAB:
No... We're playing sharks and minnows... I'M THE SHARK! BITE BITE BITE!
Screen Queen:
I am staying inside... I will not fucking come back out.
Danger Tits:
For fucks sake, I'm sorry. Damn. I won't do it again.
Screen Queen:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Daddy Issues:
... That's mean, but kind of valid.
Two Dicks:
Stop splashing me spider.
Harder Daddy:
No. Loosen up shitass.
Pop My Cherri:
I'm fucking jumping in. I think I like this whole... Learn the old fashion way thing.
Vagina:
... Well, someone be ready to fish her out.
Roo:
... Thora, stop fucking looking at me.
Mouth:
I'M VOLUNTEERING YOU AS OUR LIFEGUARD!
Roo:
... Fucking why? I'm going to literally destroy you all someday.
Kayden:
Please? You seem responsible enough.
Roo:
Only because you asked. LMAO
Pop My Cherri:
In that case... I'M GOING IN!
Big Ass Forehead:
Ha, she's dying.
Lilith:
No, she's fine. She'll figure it out.
Morana:
... @Lilith for fucks sake, stop showing off. We all know you're hot.
Lilith:
... Wear something more revealing next time? Got it.
Daddy Issues:
Please don't...
Vagina:
You know what's funny... Exorcists were trained to do so many things, but swimming was never something we learned. That could've been useful.
Danger Tits:
I FUCKING TOLD ADAM THAT SEVERAL TIMES! He just never fucking listens.
Dick Master:
YOU CAN FLY! SWIMMING IS POINTLESS!
Short King:
In that case... CONTINUE DROWNING HIM!
Vagina:
It still could've been useful. I taught myself that shit.
Danger Tits:
Same. THE OLD FASHION WAY!
Screen Queen:
... You're a fucking bitch.
Squeak:
And now the pool is full of rubber ducks.
Short King:
DUCKS!
Freaky Face:
@ScreenQueen Come get revenge on the exorcist. Do what they've been doing to the first man...
Screen Queen:
...
Danger Tits:
... Revenge? This isn't even torture.
Pear:
Well, it's still happening apparently.
Harder Daddy:
BEST PARTING GIFT EVER! Well, besides drugs or good sex...