Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Angel Has an Idea

Harder Daddy:
We should do a talent show!
Vagina:
Fuck no... You're just going to use that as an excuse to do live porn.
Harder Daddy:
IT'S MY TALENT BITCH!
Holy Drugs:
Then find a new one. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
A talent show sounds fun!
Pop My Cherri:
HOLY SHIT! It'll give me an excuse to show off cool ass skating tricks!
Whiskers:
... Oh fucking Hell. Lucifer's talent is naming every type of duck...
Short King:
... Shut the fuck up!
Lilith:
He's not wrong. Also, @PopMyCherri skating tricks?
Pop My Cherri:
Fuck yeah. Roler skating.
Two Dicks:
My eggs would like to dance.
Holy Drugs:
... Your fucking what?
Roo:
He has an unhealthy obsession with these weird, ugly egg things. It's concerning. We still don't know what the fuck those things are.
Holy Drugs:
... Gross.
Carfight:
... Why do I feel like I'm going to need to be present? Something's going to go wrong.
Dick Master:
I WANT TO JOIN! I'm the only one here with fucking talent. The rest of you are talentless bitches.
Carfight:
... And there's my reason.
STAB:
No singing right? Pretty sure we all know everyone here can do that.
Danger Tits:
Agreed... I'm sick of hearing you fuckers anyway. @DaddyIssues I'm referring to you mostly.
Vagina:
Watch it bitch.
Kayden:
... SWORD SWALLOWING! I'M IN AND I'M DOING IT!
Mouth:
... You're doing fucking what?
Roo:
That's cool as shit.
Rosie:
If it was being judged, that would win.
Morana:
... Can it be judged? It's fun to criticize others, and I don't mean kindly.
Daddy Issues:
NO!
Carfight:
I was going to ask the same question, especially when it was mentioned that the eggs would be dancing.
Daddy Issues:
... I don't know.
Vagina:
@Carfight Since you asked, yes.
Morana:
... Bitch.
Danger Tits:
She got that bitchiness from me. LMAO
Screen Queen:
... You're making it sound like you're her parent and being a bitch is hereditary.
Vagina:
Fuck no. I just spent too much time with her, and no, it wasn't by choice.
Elle:
... I don't think judging it would be a bad idea... As long as nothing goes wrong.
Pear:
Bitch, you haven't been with this group long enough... Shit always goes wrong.
STAB:
Like right now... Alastor and Vox are fighting to the death on the roof!
Whiskers:
... @FreakyFace @BigAssForehead TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Short King:
I second that... I don't want to have to fix this damn building... AGAIN!
Dick Master:
I'm on my way to break it!
Big Ass Forehead:
@Whiskers SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Harder Daddy:
TALENT SHOW! BACK ON TOPIC! HELLO? FUCKERS!
Holy Drugs:
... Calm the fuck down.
Squeak:
@DaddyIssues If I judge, then will you allow it?
Daddy Issues:
Yes, because I trust that you won't be mean.
Morana:
... BITCH!
Buzz Buzz:
LMFAO, what the hell is going on?
Buzz Buzz:
NEVER MIND! I SCROLLED UP! TALENT SHOW! The last one I went to was shit! Do it! I'll come!
Lilith:
Bitch, I thought you were busy.
Buzz Buzz:
... Fuck off.
Two Dicks:
So... Can my eggs dance?
Daddy Issues:
Yes. I can't wait to see it!
Danger Tits:
I'm volunteering Vel because she has the most ridiculous talent, and I honestly just want to laugh at her.
Screen Queen:
I FUCKING HATE YOUR ASS!
Dick Master:
... How could you hate her ass? It's fine as fuck! That's why she should be with me.
Screen Queen:
I didn't mean it like that dumbass!
Holy Drugs:
... What is this ridiculous talent?
Danger Tits:
She can balance just about anything on her fucking head while doing random shit.
Screen Queen:
SHUT UP!
Pop My Cherri:
LMFAO, that's fucking stupid.
STAB:
What are you all talking about? That sounds cool!
Pear:
She's not wrong.
Rosie:
It reminds me of a trip I took a long time ago. Our server at a restaurant balanced our drinks on his head.
Freaky Face:
I remember that trip. Same trip where an old lady fell down the stairs, then pushed her hip back into place and began sprinting after a chihuahua.
Kayden:
... That's somehow not as weird as some of the trips I've been on.
Roo:
... Are we about to get another of your life stories?
Kayden:
Yes... When I was 5, I went to the beach with a random family... Still don't know why. Anyway, while I was building a sand castle, a whale washed up on the beach, but it hit three guys and one of them ended up drowning while the others began laughing and trying to skin the whale to eat it. The police showed up, but no one focused on the dead guy. However, in the end, the whale was somehow still alive and they were able to get it back into the ocean, but that was after it ate one of the guys who was trying to eat it.
Holy Drugs:
WHAT THE FUCK Is WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
Lilith:
I took a trip once where some guy who was trying to sell me jewelry got down on one knee and proposed as his tactic of selling shit...
Squeak:
... So, no one here has been on a normal trip I'm assuming?
Vagina:
Nope.
Harder Daddy:
TALENT SHOW! WHEN?
Mouth:
Damn... Pushy. Chill the fuck out.
Daddy Issues:
How about in 2 weeks? It'll give everyone a chance to think of something.
Short King:
I'LL MAKE THE STAGE! YAY!
STAB:
Can I help? I have good ideas!
Whiskers:
You'll hide blades on the stage and someone is going to fall and get stabbed... No.
STAB:
I wasn't going to do that, but now you've given me the idea!
Pear:
... Can there be snacks?
Roo:
Fuck yes! Everything is better with snacks. So, that means when I ultimately end all existence, there will also be snacks there. LMFAO
Screen Queen:
I'll just watch.
Danger Tits:
Fuck no. You're joining because I seriously just want to laugh at you.
Screen Queen:
I thought you loved me. 😭
Danger Tits:
Yeah... I love making fun of you.
Big Ass Forehead:
HA! SEE! SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!
Elle:
And as he sent that, he was thrown off of the roof by Alastor.
Big Ass Forehead:
FUCK OFF! I JUST GOT DISTRACTED!
Freaky Face:
No. To put it simply... You failed.
Screen Queen:
LMFAO, he's malfunctioning on the ground.
Daddy Issues:
... @Carfight I think you were right. You'll probably have to be present at the talent show...
Carfight:
I'll clear my schedule. You're all a mess...