Wedding Shit and Skill Tests

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Harder Daddy:
I LOST TO A FUCKING WALL?
Buzz Buzz:
Apparently. LMAO, good job dumbass.
Vagina:
... I have the video if you want it.
Harder Daddy:
NO! DELETE THAT SHIT!
Screen Queen:
Give it to me! I need content!
Daddy Issues:
... Vel, are you OK at least?
Screen Queen:
Yeah... Why wouldn't I be?
Lilith:
... Because you were sobbing for hours last night.
Danger Tits:
And I had to deal with it... You're fucking welcome by the way.
Screen Queen:
I don't remember any of that shit. Thanks I guess...
Pop My Cherri:
OK, remember how I said the pill didn't affect me? I was wrong. I ended up getting weird ass cravings and... I ate a fucking pack of pencils. Should I be worried?
Two Dicks:
Probably. One of my eggs got sick doing that.
Pop My Cherri:
I'm not one of your damn eggs... I'll probably be fine.
God:
ADAM!
Dick Master:
What the fuck do you want?
God:
You should've tried one of those pills. I want to know how it would affect you.
Dick Master:
I could handle it. I'm the shit.
Harder Daddy:
... I only had three pills... Sorry. LMAO
Buzz Buzz:
I found out what they are. I can get you more... I'll have to steal them though.
Short King:
... Belphegor fucking hates your ass.
Buzz Buzz:
Probably.
Squeak:
Angel, where did you even find those pills in the first place?
Harder Daddy:
In a little bag on the side of an abandon building right next to a sleeping old man.
Squeak:
Oh... I was concerned before, but that just makes it worse.
Daddy Issues:
Sorry to interrupt but... Our wedding is going to be in a month. I know it's soon, but since we all already knew it was coming, and it's not going to be that big, it'll be alright.
Pear:
... No invitations? We aren't doing old school shit?
Vagina:
Fuck no. We've just been calling people. And by we, I mean Charlie. LMAO
Roo:
So... Make a group chat of everyone who's handling food? Got it.
Short King:
😭😭😭 IT'S SO SOON! I CAN'T HANDLE IT!
Whiskers:
I'm locking up the alcohol.
Mouth:
Besides everyone in this chat, except Adam, who all is attending?
Daddy Issues:
A few of the other sins, and I think Asmodeus asked if he could bring a plus1, so I said yes to that... And maybe some others that I haven't reached out to yet.
Two Dicks:
Everyone in this chat? So, Carfight is coming?
Carfight:
... Yes, I'll be in attendance. My daughters will be with me as well.
Vagina:
OK, I'm the one who directly reached out to her. LMAO
Screen Queen:
HOLD THE FUCK UP! VOX IS GOING?
Daddy Issues:
I forgot he was in here... Fuck no he's not.
Danger Tits:
@Vagina, OK, admit it bitch... Me being there is going to be so fucking weird considering our history.
Vagina:
Yeah... You witnessing me getting married is something I never thought would happen, but... It is what it is.
Big Ass Forehead:
I should be invited. I'm a powerful overlord.
Daddy Issues:
And? I'm the Princess of Hell and I could kick your ass. Your status means nothing to me. You're not invited.
Lilith:
... Damn! TELL HIM BITCH!
Daddy Issues:
... That was mean. Oops.
Pear:
No... It was deserved. LMAO
Vagina:
Oh shit... Carmine, could you send that list of companies you've talked about? We've mostly got everything covered, but I want to make sure we're not missing something.
Carfight:
Yes, I'll send it.
STAB:
I'm still confused about the fact that you've never seemed to care about your name in this chat or just your presence here.
Carfight:
... It's simply because I don't care. I'd lose my mind if I concerned myself with trivial things like a chat name, or the fact that I've become a regular part of a group chat full of... Interesting individuals.
Dick Master:
Interesting? Bitch, I'm the shit!
Carfight:
No... You're honestly nothing to me. You're irrelevant.
Dick Master:
FUCK YOURSELF OLD BITCH! YOU'RE JUST BITTER THAT YOUR OTHER KID IS UP HERE WITHOUT YOU AND THAT KID OF YOURS PROBABLY HATES YOU!
Carfight:
... You're still yapping?
Kayden:
... She has another kid? That wasn't something that Niffty just made up?
STAB:
Nope! It was clear there was another kid in that picture in her pocket. I didn't make it up!
Squeak:
... Let's not discuss it. It may be a sensitive topic, and honestly... It's no one's business.
Vagina:
Agreed... Let's focus on the fact that the sky has turned grey... @Roo, what the fuck are you doing?
Roo:
Don't worry about it.
Freaky Face:
I'm just testing my skills against her.
Short King:
... Good fucking luck asshole.
Lilith:
I'm coming to watch! 🍿
Kayden:
I want to come! I'm bored.
Carfight:
... Why are the two of you outside of my window?
Roo:
We just ended up here. LMAO
Whiskers:
KICK HIS ASS!
God:
I'm on my way to watch... Adam, don't do anything stupid while I'm gone, also known as... Don't do anything because everything you do is stupid.
Dick Master:
Go fuck yourself.
Buzz Buzz:
It's being broadcasted, and damn... That's a big ass audience.
Harder Daddy:
Why the actual fuck did Fizzarolli show up? LMAO
Short King:
... This is one intense fight. Damn.
Buzz Buzz:
I WANT A TURN! I want to test my skills against "The Root of all Evil"!
Roo:
Stop putting my title in quotation marks. LMFAO
Kayden:
God is here! And everyone is confused...
Pop My Cherri:
Some lady is crying and asking "Is this the end of Hell? Are we all going to die?"
Daddy Issues:
She's hugging her family... Hold on, why is her entire family in Hell? Pretty sure they're sinners.
Carfight:
Well, my daughters are here with me. It's not that odd...
Two Dicks:
To be fair, I thought you adopted random sinners or something.
Mouth:
They fucking look like her. It's clear they're related.
Harder Daddy:
Vagina looks similar to her too. Are we going to say that she's related to Carmine as well then?
Vagina:
No, we're not because I have no familial ties to her. Hell... Do I even have familial ties to anyone?
Danger Tits:
... Well shit... I think I'd be the closest you'd have to familial ties. LMAO
Vagina:
... I'm disowning you.
Danger Tits:
I disowned your ass first. LMAO
Screen Queen:
AND THE FIGHT IS OVER! WHO'S NEXT?
Buzz Buzz:
FUCKING ME! I already called it.
Short King:
Why the fuck are you acting like an announcer?
Screen Queen:
Because I want to... @God, make me a microphone.
God:
OK. Done.
STAB:
@God, make me a giant roach.
God:
Fuck no.
STAB:
But I made you a basement...
Squeak:
You also set a building on fire, which happened to be a studio that Adam hangs out in a lot. LOL
STAB:
You're welcome.
Dick Master:
Was stabbing me not enough you little shit?
Roo:
Oh, Adam... You're next. I just want to kick your ass.
Freaky Face:
Someone make that lady stop crying... It's an ugly noise.
Harder Daddy:
I'm too distracted by the appearance of FUCKING STOLAS!
Daddy Issues:
... Did the entirety of Hell show up or something?
Vagina:
I don't know, but it's too crowded and I hate it.
Kayden:
Same.
Carfight:
Come into the building directly behind you... Zestial just made tea if you'd like some.
Vagina:
Wait... Her or me?
Carfight:
... Both of you, and anyone in this group who would like to get out of the crowd.
Screen Queen:
... I can't even fucking announce shit when I'm so distracted... I have never seen one of the sins like that... Except Lucifer. I forgot he counts.
Short King:
FUCK YOU!
Harder Daddy:
That bitch is still crying.
STAB:
I'll stab her!
Whiskers:
For fucks sake Niffty... No.

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