Mouth:
Last night was fucking wild.
Whiskers:
... I'm still confused about why Zestial showed up.
Lilith:
I called him and asked him to. He was needed.
Daddy Issues:
I don't remember a damn thing.
Vagina:
... Everyone was fucking wasted. Hell, @DangerTits was fucking sobbing for some reason. It was... Weird.
Danger Tits:
I couldn't even tell you the reason. Also, @DickMaster just had to fucking show up... AND CONFESS HIS LOVE TO ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!
Harder Daddy:
... He stood on top of a table and improvised a love song, which sounded like shit. And, @ScreenQueen looked jealous as fuck by the way.
Screen Queen:
I WAS NOT!
Squeak:
Yes you were. You punched the shit out of him then practically wouldn't leave the side of your... Bestie.
Danger Tits:
I fucking hate that word.
Mouth:
OK, but I said it was wild because... FUCKING HELL! @Carfight!
Carfight:
I will not be discussing the events of last night.
Lilith:
Yeah, she's the reason I called Zestial. I trusted him to get her home safely.
Short King:
I think I may have... Done something that I'm not proud of.
Pear:
Yeah, and I witnessed it.
Pop My Cherri:
I was too busy fucking @TwoDicks on the stairs... Which was uncomfortable by the way.
God:
I feel left out... 😭
Vagina:
... We'll invite you next time.
Kayden:
... Is it safe to come back now?
Daddy Issues:
... WHERE DID YOU GO?
Harder Daddy:
It was loud as fuck last night... She got extremely overstimulated, so I asked Alastor to take her somewhere.
Two Dicks:
You fucking idiot. You sent her off with Alastor?
Freaky Face:
She's alright. She's with Rosie.
Daddy Issues:
Oh... Yeah, she's fine.
STAB:
Does anyone else want to know the awful thing Lucifer did?
Freaky Face:
Yes. I want something to use against him... @Pear, what did you see?
Pear:
No comment.
Dick Master:
YEAH! NO COMMENT IS FUCKING RIGHT! WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THAT SHIT AGAIN!
Danger Tits:
DID YOU TWO FUCK OR SOMETHING?
Pear:
It didn't go that far. Gross.
Mouth:
... Fair enough. I wouldn't expect you to watch them fuck. LMAO
Kayden:
I'm on my way back. The cannibal lady is nice.
Daddy Issues:
She really is.
Harder Daddy:
... Holy shit... We played truth or dare. Does no one remember that?
Screen Queen:
@DangerTits THAT'S WHY YOU LOST YOUR SHIT LAST NIGHT!
Danger Tits:
Fuck off. We're not discussing that.
Vagina:
You were crying over truth or dare? LMAO
Danger Tits:
No... It led up to that.
Short King:
@DickMaster I formally apologize for last night's events. Please accept this "FUCK YOU" as a token of my guilt, shame, and bullshit.
Dick Master:
"FUCK YOU" NOT ACCEPTED!
Squeak:
I'm glad I didn't participate...
Whiskers:
... You hid in a closet.
Squeak:
NO NEED TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!
Pop My Cherri:
You should join next time. Hell, let's do it again tonight!
Vagina:
NO!
Lilith:
... Considering all of you woke up this morning crying and hungover, that's a terrible idea. For the love of fucking God, Adam is still here and won't shut up about his headache. FUCKING LEAVE ASSHOLE!
Dick Master:
MY HEAD HURTS BITCH!
STAB:
I can stab you. That might help!
Screen Queen:
How the fuck would that help?
STAB:
I just want to stab him.
Dick Master:
Go clean up the mess from last night you little shit.
Harder Daddy:
... Get the fuck out.
(Freaky Face added Big Ass Forehead to the chat)
Freaky Face:
Come clean the hotel @BigAssForehead.
Big Ass Forehead:
THAT'S NOT MY JOB!
Lilith:
It is now... Come clean everyone else's fuck-ups.
Short King:
As the King of Hell, I'm backing her up on that. Come clean our shit.
Daddy Issues:
Damn... You guys are being mean.
Lilith:
... Yeah. It's justified. We're being mean to Vox. LMAO
Danger Tits:
When he is done cleaning, do I have permission to fucking destroy that flat ass face of his?
Short King:
... Yes.
Dick Master:
HEY! I GIVE HER PERMISSION TO DO SHIT ASSHOLE! SHE'S MY BITCH!
Danger Tits:
I'm not your fucking anything. I sure as fuck don't belong to you.
Kayden:
... Is he still there? If so, I'm going back to the cannibal lady.
Vagina:
Give us 90 seconds and we'll have him out of the hotel...
Dick Master:
YOU WON'T BE DOING SHIT TO ME! FUCK OFF!
Lilith:
@God, come collect your fuck up please.
God:
On my way...
Whiskers:
Damn... Every time I see God, I'm just reminded of when Lucifer and Adam described him as "Looking like God". They were fucking right.
Short King:
EXACTLY! There's no other way to describe him.
Squeak:
@Kayden it's safe to come in now. He's gone.
Kayden:
Are you sure? The TV headed one just angrily walked through the door.
Squeak:
... He's just quietly grumbling to himself. It's fine.
Mouth:
... The word "FUCK" just keeps flashing on his screen.
Harder Daddy:
... I just hacked into him... LMFAO, I'm gonna play something good.
Big Ass Forehead:
GET OFF OF MY SCREEN!
Vagina:
CHANGE IT! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DAMN PORN!
Harder Daddy:
... Fine.
Mouth:
... Now he's blasting CupCakKe. LMAO
Pop My Cherri:
I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR!
Daddy Issues:
... Why are Pentious's eggs trying to twerk?
Screen Queen:
That's gonna go fucking viral.
Pear:
I love that you're all just dancing like idiots while Vox angrily cleans.
Mouth:
Next time we have a party, can we invite the Seven Deadly Sins?
Short King:
HELL YES!
Kayden:
Warn me in advance please.
Vagina:
Noted.
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FanfictionWelcome to my shitty story. The title explains it all. And now... DISCLAIMERS! Because people get pissed over stupid shit. Seriously, if you don't like my story, then don't read it. •Characters may be a bit off because... Why not? It's fun to see...