Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Hell Expands... AGAIN

A/N: OK, this isn't me being pissed at the people who've asked me to put their OCs into my book, but I have to say it... I fucking hate chat stories where people fucking add their OCs. LMAO, and now, I'm adding other people's OCs to mine. I'm a hypocrite. I try to make it as natural as possible though, rather than what I usually see where someone's OC is extremely annoying, or the center of "ROMANTIC ATTENTION" from all of the characters.
OK, now that my bullshit rant or whatever is over... NEW OCs! Velocity is Vox and Val's daughter, and credit goes to DeerandaDuck
And, Vicki is a succubus, and credit for her goes to baldtanjiro
After these 2, I will not be putting any more OCs in this story, unless one that's already in the story gets removed for some reason. It's nothing against anyone specific, or OC creators, but it's gotten to a point where it's hard to find places for everyone to fit in.

Roo:

Roo:
LMAO, I found this.
Dick Master:
Yeah, I'd totally win.
Lilith:
It's inaccurate. Adam would never apologize for anything.
Danger Tits:
False... He'll apologize, but only if it's some sort of insult. For instance, "I'm sorry you're such a fucking loser and can't get bitches."
Short King:
He's said that exact thing to me... And I ended up with both of his bitches. SUCK IT ADAM!
Dick Master:
I'M NOT GAY! I WILL NOT SUCK SHIT!
Pear:
... Weren't you pounding Saint Peter a few months ago?
Dick Master:
FUCK OFF!
(Big Ass Forehead has added Velocity to the chat)
Big Ass Forehead:
... I have found a way to keep you all from treating me like shit. My child is now here.
Screen Queen:
... Oh my fucking god, I forgot about her.
{Harder Daddy has changed Velocity to V = D/T}
V = D/T:
... Really? You think you're clever, don't you?
Harder Daddy:
Yes, I do. LMAO
STAB:
... It is kind of funny.
Dick Master: 
What the fuck is that?
Two Dicks:
The equation to calculate velocity of an object.
Rosie:
... Yeah, and Vox... We're still going to treat you as you deserve to be treated. So, like shit.
Big Ass Forehead:
You can't do that. You've already done enough to Velocity by killing off one parent, Val, so you can't do more and treat me poorly.
V = D/T:
... Who cares if he's dead? He was gross. Also... you only added me to keep others from being mean to you?
Screen Queen:
Yes. Long story short, your father is a pussy and can't handle a bit of teasing.
Big Ass Forehead:
YOU ALL TREAT ME LIKE SHIT!
V = D/T:
... I don't care. I already don't like it here.
Daddy Issues:
You'll love it here! Everyone gets used to it.
Holy Drugs:
... It takes a while. LMAO
V = D/T:
... No, I already know. Considering who's here, and what I've already seen, I don't like it.
Harder Daddy:
Yeah... From what I know, she doesn't cuss, and really doesn't like sex jokes. She's going to hate it here. Sorry but... I'm going to keep making sex jokes. In fact, WHO WANTS A PICTURE OF MY DICK?
Whiskers:
... Looks like you just called your own dick a joke.
Harder Daddy:
No. The joke was that I was going to send a pussy pic.
Vagina:
... Why does your gay ass have a pussy pic?
Pop My Cherri:
HA! IT'S MINE! I was sending someone nudes like 10 years ago, and I accidentally sent that gay fuck a picture of my pussy, and now, he randomly sends it to people.
Kayden:
Please don't send that. I don't want to see it. No offense Cherri...
Pop My Cherri:
None taken. It was an awful picture anyway.
Elle:
... Just made a new fucking friend! Holy shit! GOING OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE BITCHES!
Mouth:
... She literally found some random ass succubus on the side of the street, struck up a conversation, and now, they're friends. LMAO
Kayden:
@Elle I'm proud!
(Elle has added Vicks to the chat)
Vicks:
HEY EVERYONE! Call me Vicki!
Harder Daddy:
... *Clears throat* HEY VICKY, YOU'RE SO, SO ICKY! JUST THE THOUGHT OF BEING AROUND YOU MAKES ME OH SO SICKY!
Holy Drugs:
... Please excuse my brother. He just has to harass everyone who comes into the chat. LMAO
Morana:
... You all complained about it being crowded a while ago... Look how many individuals are in here now.
Squeak:
... Yeah, but some aren't always active. It's OK.
Carfight:
... I put this chat on do not disturb, but like I've said before, I get this annoying feeling when you all do something stupid, so I find it hard to ignore you.
Vagina:
... Fuck you too Carmine. LMFAO
Two Dicks:
... Alastor hasn't said anything today.
Freaky Face:
Reminder that I hate technology.
V = D/T:
... We know. You're not edgy just because you don't like technology. Get over yourself.
Screen Queen:
You seriously don't want to be here, do you?
V = D/T:
No, I don't. Just how I never wanted to be there when my dads made me hang out with you so they could do... Gross stuff.
Screen Queen:
... Fair. I was a bitch to you. LMAO
Danger Tits:
You're still a bitch.
Screen Queen:
... OK, do you love me or hate me? Damn.
Danger Tits:
... You know the answer to that.
Elle:
... @Vicks welcome to the true Hell. LMAO
Short King:
Would you like a rubber duck?
Vicks:
Who would say no to a rubber duck? Yes!
Short King:
YAY!
Roo:
@Lilith YOU MARRIED THAT!
Lilith:
... You had kids with Adam. LMFAO
Roo:
... Too far bitch.
Pear:
I'm concerned for all of your sanity.
Whiskers:
You had an argument with a chair 10 minutes ago. I don't think you have any sanity either.
STAB:
Oh, by the way, the stage for the talent show is almost done!
Vagina:
... Lucifer, you let her help?
Short King:
... Yes. She had good ideas.
Daddy Issues:
It'll be OK. Thank you Dad, and Niffty.
STAB:
YAY! I can't wait for everyone to do their talent things!
Kayden:
SWORD SWALLOWING!
Elle:
I still want to know why you can do that.
Kayden:
I tried it once in a game of truth or dare, and it turns out, I'm naturally good at it.
Vicks:
That's cool!
Rosie:
In the meantime, we're having a cannibal eating contest tonight if anyone would like to come watch.
Freaky Face:
... Susan has been the winner for the past 15 years. Hopefully someone can finally beat her.
Buzz Buzz:
... If I was a cannibal, I could. It's in my title after all. The sin of gluttony.
V = D/T:
... @BigAssForehead Don't add me to any more group chats.
Big Ass Forehead:
You should be greatful. You need friends.
V = D/T:
Yeah, I can make those on my own. And trust me, I don't think I'll necessarily be friends with anyone in here.
Screen Queen:
Yeah, you'll warm up to everyone. Trust me... This chat led to me dating an exorcist for fucks sake.
Danger Tits:
... Not really an exorcist anymore, but fair enough.
Dick Master:
... You shouldn't have been one to begin with. You were terrible.
Danger Tits:
Yeah... So terrible that there were several years where I killed more than you did because you got distracted by sinner ass. And, I was the one who did any paperwork, the one who scheduled meetings, and more. You didn't do shit, yet I was terrible.
Vagina:
That's why you were always so bitchy. LMAO
Squeak:
... I think that just comes naturally. No offense.
Danger Tits:
... You're not wrong.