Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Lucifer Plans a Trip

Short King:
GROUP TRIP TO EARTH! We're gonna do things! Bowling, camping... THINGS!
Squeak:
That sounds like fun.
Danger Tits:
... Adam sucks at bowling. LMAO, please tell me he's coming so we can just make fun of him.
Short King:
HELL YEAH!
Roo:
Oh my fucking god... The only reason we're going is because Lucifer found out about a store that only sells rubber ducks, and he wants to go.
Kayden:
DUCK STORE! Now I want to go!
Short King:
SOMEONE GETS IT!
Vagina:
... @Carfight
Carfight:
No, I'm not coming.
Vagina:
FUCKING PLEASE! Shit is going to go wrong.
Carfight:
Well, maybe everyone needs to face the consequences. Then, they'll stop being idiotic.
Vagina:
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT!
Harder Daddy:
You should be used to it by now Vagina.
Vagina:
BITCH! I'M TIRED OF IT!
Daddy Issues:
... Are you OK?
Vagina:
Fucking fantastic!
Screen Queen:
Explains why you're aggressively stabbing a wall.
STAB:
STABBING! I WANT TO JOIN!
V = D/T:
Can I come?
Big Ass Forehead:
Uh, I think you should ask me first. I am your father.
V = D/T:
I don't care.
Lilith:
Yes, you can come.
Big Ass Forehead:
Then I'm coming.
Mouth:
Don't.
Vagina:
CARMINE!
Carfight:
I am not coming.
Vagina:
DAMN IT!
Pear:
You two are acting like family. It's weird.
Vicks:
Wait... Are they not family?
Danger Tits:
No, they're not. LMAO
Vicks:
... Oops. I really thought they were.
Holy Drugs:
Not gonna lie, I did too. LMAO
Short King:
ENOUGH! EVERYONE PACK! WE'RE LEAVING IN AN HOUR! WOOHOO!
Screen Queen:
You have to give me more time to pack shithead.
Dick Master:
I bet. You seem like one of those bitches who has separate bags for shoes, clothes, bathroom shit, makeup shit, other shit, and more shit.
Lilith:
Adam... You always pack a separate bag just for fucking shit to clean your guitar. What the fuck?
Danger Tits:
He also packs a not so discrete bag just for condoms... Don't know why. He never uses them.
Dick Master:
You wouldn't know. You've never let me get that pussy.
Danger Tits:
... You always talk about how you don't use condoms because you think it's a waste of time. I do know. And... Don't ever say that shit again.
Short King:
THE PORTAL IS OPEN! WE'RE LEAVING!
Pop My Cherri:
Why did we just end up in the middle of fucking nowhere?
Short King:
This is where we're going to camp! Everyone set up shit!
Daddy Issues:
Dad... We have never had camping supplies.
Short King:
... Oh. Then, let's go stay in a hotel!
Two Dicks:
We could've done that back home.
Short King:
SHUT UP!
V = D/T:
No, we are not staying here.
Roo:
It looks like a murder hotel.
Lilith:
It's the only one nearby... THERE'S CUM ON THE FUCKING SHEETS!
Harder Daddy:
There's fucking blood on the walls.
Squeak:
There's an entire family of spiders in the room I'm in.
Screen Queen:
Why are we doing 4 to a room?
Short King:
It's cheaper.
Daddy Issues:
And how are we going to pay without Earth currency?
Short King:
We're not!
Vagina:
... CARMILLA CARMINE!
Carfight:
... I should've gone.
Vagina:
YOU FUCKING THINK? I'M STUCK IN A BLOOD COVERED HOTEL ROOM WITH MY WIFE AND HER PARENTS! WE'RE NEXT DOOR TO FUCKING ANGEL, CHERRI, HUSK AND PENTIOUS!
Whiskers:
I'm in the room with them... How do you think I feel? Angel and Cherri keep jumping from one bed to the other.
Screen Queen:
I'm stuck in a room full of assholes from Heaven.
Danger Tits:
... LMAO, sucks for you.
Holy Drugs:
It'll be fine if you two can refrain from screwing.
Squeak:
Please... THE FUCKING SPIDERS DISAPPEARED!
Mouth:
Outside of our window is a restaurant... CALLED VELVET TACO!
Harder Daddy:
@ScreenQueen So, you're selling your pussy on Earth?
Screen Queen:
My name is spelled differently bitch.
Freaky Face:
I'm glad I stayed behind.
Whiskers:
Good... You can keep an eye on Niffty.
Vicks:
Um... Actually, my bag keeps giggling, so... I don't think Niffty stayed.
STAB:
NOPE! Also, I like your stuff. It's interesting.
Whiskers:
Well shit... Where's the nearest bar?
Pear:
Across the street...
Pop My Cherri:
He just sprinted out of the room. LMAO
Dick Master:
I'm gonna go to that taco place. @DangerTits I get to taste your bitch's pussy.
Roo:
Who said you were leaving shithead?
Kayden:
She's holding him hostage... Which is deserved.
Danger Tits:
In all seriousness though, I'm going to the taco place. I haven't eaten shit today.
Two Dicks:
Is that code for you're going to do a sex with your girlfriend?
Screen Queen:
NO! We're getting fucking food.
Vagina:
... Can I fucking come?
Danger Tits:
Never thought there would be a time where you'd willingly spend time around me, but well... You've proven me wrong a few times now. Yes, you can come.
Rosie:
I feel like that trip of yours is going to be terrible.
Morana:
Not wrong.
Short King:
WHO CARES! We're going bowling tomorrow, and I'm gonna find that duck store!
Dick Master:
WE'RE SLEEPING IN THIS SHIT HOLE?
Elle:
Yes... You can sleep in the fucking bathroom.
Big Ass Forehead:
You all kidnapped my child.
V = D/T:
It was consensual. And, no one wanted you here.
Big Ass Forehead:
KIDNAPPING!
Holy Drugs:
Shut the fuck up.