Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

I still don't fucking know

A/N: OK, so today was the first day of classes, and this is my senior year of college. I'm fucking blind and I use a cane, but mine broke last semester. I forgot to buy a new one over the summer and I didn't bring any to use, so my blind ass had to get across my campus today without dying. And yes, I succeeded. LMAO

Harder Daddy:
Despacito
Vagina:
NO!
Harder Daddy:
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Big Ass Forehead:
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Carfight:
... Stop.
Pop My Cherri:
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Big Ass Forehead:
Despacito
Harder Daddy:
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Vagina:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pop My Cherri:
Firmar las paredes de tu laberinto
Harder Daddy:
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito
Carfight:
... This is why I have no faith in any of you.
Vagina:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT SHIT ABOUT? THAT WASN'T FUCKING NECESSARY! FUCK YOU!
Pop My Cherri:
Bitch, it's just a song.
Harder Daddy:
With a beautiful, poetic meaning.
Big Ass Forehead:
... Sex is so poetic.
Carfight:
Only you would say that. You're a disgrace to be associated with. You shouldn't be an overlord.
Daddy Issues:
I have a hangover, and Vaggie screaming in Spanish isn't helping. What happened?
Screen Queen:
Scroll up. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
... I'm confused.
Vagina:
... Look up the translation. And... Sorry about the screaming.
Daddy Issues:
It's OK... And oh. That's... A meaning.
Harder Daddy:
Loosen up Vagina. It's not like you've never fucked.
Vagina:
I fucking hate that song.
Big Ass Forehead:
Val loved that song.
Harder Daddy:
... I would like to formally apologize for starting that lyric chain. I will never do that again.
Morana:
LMFAO, that was a quick switch.
Pop My Cherri:
Fuck Val.
Big Ass Forehead:
I can't anymore thanks to FUCKING LUCIFER!
Short King:
... I regret nothing. He had it coming.
Two Dicks:
Why is Carmine here again?
Carfight:
Because I want to be.
Whiskers:
... Aren't you busy? There has to be an actual reason for you just showing up.
Carfight:
No. I just want to be here. Is there something wrong with that.
Harder Daddy:
YES!
Mouth:
He's hiding behind the couch again. LMFAO
Danger Tits:
... Vel, don't even think of going to bother her.
Screen Queen:
... You don't control me bitch!
Kayden:
Update... She's being restrained. LOL, I guess she was wrong.
V = D/T:
I have officially moved away from my father. His screen flashed profanities the entire time I was gathering my bags.
STAB:
So, like the time he was cleaning and his screen kept flashing "FUCK"?
Buzz Buzz:
Speaking of that situation... Party in the gluttony ring next week. Fucking come. And no Husk, you're not going to come just to cope with whatever the hell is going on in your head. Alcohol won't solve all of your problems.
Whiskers:
No, but it dulls them.
Holy Drugs:
@Squeak Imagine dragging Sera to that party.
Squeak:
... That stick up her ass wouldn't let her even step through the portal to Hell.
Short King:
You're not wrong. One time, I said something about alcohol to her, and she had that "pearl clutching" look. LMAO
Dick Master:
It's just because it was you talking. You're the problem.
Short King:
... Bullshit. If anyone is a problem, it's you.
Dick Master:
YOU GOT KICKED OUT ASSHOLE!
Short King:
Yet God still likes me more... Bitch.
Buzz Buzz:
... So, are you guys coming to the party or?
Harder Daddy:
FUCK YES!
Lilith:
Only if I get to bully the shit out of your boyfriend.
Roo:
The fuck has he done to you? LMAO
Lilith:
Nothing. I'm just a bitch.
Vicks:
I might come. Parties aren't my thing though...
Buzz Buzz:
Don't worry. I make sure my parties are as safe as they possibly can be... By Hell's standards.
Mouth:
So... No standards?
Buzz Buzz:
OK... By my standards.
Vicks:
... If I go, but end up wanting to leave, will I be judged?
Pop My Cherri:
Heavily judged!
Elle:
No... No you won't.
Kayden:
I might go. I have time to mentally prepare for it.
Buzz Buzz:
There are several side rooms that'll be quieter if you need to step away. Just... Check before fully entering. People like to go in those rooms to screw.
Kayden:
... Of course they do.
Freaky Face:
... Adam just showed up to fight Lucifer.
Danger Tits:
... Because that went so well last time. Niffty, go join.
STAB:
YAY! STAB STAB STAB!
Daddy Issues:
... I'm still too hungover for this.
Carfight:
Eat a banana. I've heard it helps. Personally, it never worked for me but... Everyone's different.
Pop My Cherri:
Carmine, what's the most wild thing you've done? Like, I need to know the crazy shit you've done.
Carfight:
... I don't remember all of one specific night, but I remember snippets of shots, hallucinogenic drugs, a threesome, and a group of dancing party hats, although that was probably the drugs.
Screen Queen:
... This is why I like you. There's more to you than I originally thought, and I like that. You were boring as hell at first.
Rosie:
You're just too quick to judge. Younger generations are like that.
Screen Queen:
Old hag!
Danger Tits:
... I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
Pear:
That's not OK.
Danger Tits:
I'm not going to actually do it. Do you really think I'd hurt her?
Vagina:
Yes.
Danger Tits:
Your opinion doesn't count bitch. LMFAO
Buzz Buzz:
@Carfight Are you coming to the party next week? LOL
Whiskers:
Probably not.
Carfight:
Yes.
Whiskers:
FUCKING WHAT?
Carfight:
... I'm unpredictable asshole.
Squeak:
Yeah... You are.