Screen Queen:
... I can't stop staring at the pair of shoes Vox is fucking wearing right now. Ugly as fuck.
Carfight:
Please refrain from using your cellular device. We're in the middle of a meeting.
Big Ass Forehead:
FUCK OFF! Take a look in the mirror bitch. What's with that shitty hairstyle?
Vagina:
... Is this what overlord meetings are like?
Short King:
You think that's bad? Try sitting in a room with all of the seven deadly sins. FUCKING AWFUL!
Daddy Issues:
I remember all of you meeting up once... And it ended horribly.
Short King:
Fucking Mammon. It was him who caused all of the damn problems.
Lilith:
It wasn't just him. I was there, and I had a ridiculous argument with Satan and Leviathan. Funny thing is... I have no idea what the argument was about.
Carfight:
@ScreenQueen Silence your phone. The ringtone is distracting.
Freaky Face:
... Her ringtone is someone screaming some terrible pop song.
Harder Daddy:
I don't give a shit... ANNOUNCEMENT! PARTY IN 2 DAYS!
Short King:
I'm calling someone right now to get the good drinks.
Whiskers:
... I'm fucking offended.
Lilith:
... He means some hard shit, not that your drinks that you make are bad. LMAO
Vagina:
... Why does Lucifer know where to get good alcohol?
Daddy Issues:
Because he's calling one of the damn deadly sins.
STAB:
I snuck to the overlord meeting... I've been under the table the whole time and no one noticed.
Screen Queen:
I noticed... You got in my bag and laughed maniacally the entire way here.
Freaky Face:
I also noticed. You've been wiping the bottom of the table aggressively for the past 10 minutes.
STAB:
IT'S DIRTY!
Carfight:
... Hand over the devices until this meeting is over. That will be a new rule implemented going forward.
Screen Queen:
Fuck off boomer.
Danger Tits:
Just give her your shit. Don't make things difficult.
Screen Queen:
... Fine.
Pop My Cherri:
THEY'RE FUCKING! ONCE AGAIN, I CALLED IT!
Danger Tits:
We are not fucking.
Short King:
... The bitch won't answer my calls so...
Daddy Issues:
Dad, no... Don't fucking do it.
(Short King added BUZZ BUZZ to the chat)
Mouth:
What kind of fucking name is that?
Pear:
Now I want to know what other weird names he has for his contacts.
Two Dicks:
I thought they'd all be duck related.
Lilith:
... There's someone in his phone named "Click Clack, Hit The Sack" and I still have no idea who that is or what it means.
Short King:
@BUZZBUZZ We need alcohol. Also, ANSWER MY CALLS!
BUZZ BUZZ:
Oh fuck... When? I'll send over some good shit.
Harder Daddy:
The party is in 2 days so... By then.
BUZZ BUZZ:
Shit, I've got you covered.
Kayden:
Am I the only one that's confused? Who is that?
Pear:
... Shit, no idea. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
... Beelzebub, Sin of Gluttony.
Pop My Cherri:
... And she has good alcohol?
Lilith:
Yes, yes she fucking does.
BUZZ BUZZ:
... What the actual fuck are all of your chat names?
Harder Daddy:
Thank me for most of those.
Dick Master:
Mine is just accurate.
Roo:
No, it fucking isn't.
Lilith:
SHE'S NOT WRONG!
BUZZ BUZZ:
Either way, I'd love to stick around and chat, but I have something important to do in 10 minutes. I'll get you the good shit though.
(BUZZ BUZZ has left the chat)
Screen Queen:
I FUCKING MISSED THAT? FUCK YOU CARMINE!
Two Dicks:
... Did you remember to bring Niffty back?
Freaky Face:
... She ran off. She'll be alright.
Kayden:
I like the bee lady! She seems fun. Are all of the sins like that?
Lilith:
No. Fuck Mammon. He sucks.
STAB:
I'M LOST! YAY!
Freaky Face:
... She'll be fine.
Vagina:
Others won't though. NIFFTY, NO STABBING!
STAB:
A lot of stabbing! Got it!
Vagina:
Oh my fucking God.
Dick Master:
I'm starting a new band... You lame fucks want to hear the totally awesome name of it?
Squeak:
... No. I've already had to hear you scream about it for 15 minutes.
Daddy Issues:
Where were you?
Squeak:
... Some sort of meeting. I'll come back down there for the party though.
Dick Master:
SHUT UP! We were talking about my amazing fucking band.
Danger Tits:
The name of it is... FUCKING WAIT FOR IT! "The Holiest of Dicks" IT'S FUCKING STUPID!
Pop My Cherri:
You think that's bad? I once went to see a band called "Shit Asshole Butthole Fucks". LMAO, they were absolutely terrible.
Harder Daddy:
I was in a band comprised of all gay fucks, and our band name was "Balls on the Mind". We lasted for 2 weeks before one of the band members gave the other two STIs. I never fucked him luckily.
Dick Master:
My band name isn't fucking stupid.
Danger Tits:
Yes, it fucking is. I don't understand how you still think it's a good idea when you've been screaming it repeatedly. I thought it would finally make you realize how bad it is. I was wrong.
Screen Queen:
... Speaking of bad bands... When I was still alive, there was this shitty band in my town made of just a bunch of old ladies. They were called "Grannies for Jesus". They did a tour and it was just them going to different churches every Sunday.
Vagina:
That just sounds like a bible club for the elderly. They read a passage from the Bible, pray, talk about Jesus, then they fucking play bingo.
Squeak:
... I hate bingo.
Mouth:
Honestly same.
Screen Queen:
Music bingo is the shit though. I did that when I was alive too. It's literally just bingo, but with songs. The addition of music just makes it better though.
Daddy Issues:
NEW GROUP ACTIVITY! MUSIC BINGO!
Harder Daddy:
Something actually enjoyable!
Vagina:
... Don't be an asshole.
STAB:
I'M UNDERGROUND!
Short King:
Another fun group activity you all could do is... GO TO LU LU WORLD!
Lilith:
... Make sure you don't go to the shitty knockoff. LMAO
Two Dicks:
I heard it burnt down.
Pop My Cherri:
An amusement park sounds fun as fuck. Let's fucking go!
Kayden:
YAY! SOMETHING FUN!
Daddy Issues:
I'm worried something's going to go wrong.
Vagina:
@Carfight Can you and Zestial come as chaperones? LMAO
Lilith:
Why do you need them? Lucifer and I will be there.
Carfight:
... Zestial and I will remain in the area so we can get there quickly if something happens.
Short King:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?
Whiskers:
... You should really think hard about that.
Lilith:
Yeah... I did. We would be horrible chaperones. LMAO, we'd join in the chaos rather than trying to stop it.
Whiskers:
Fucking exactly.
Short King:
@DangerTits Bring Adam. He fucking hates rollercoasters.
Danger Tits:
Fucking seriously? I wasn't going to go but... I want to see him lose his shit so... We'll be there.
Screen Queen:
HELL YEAH! WE'RE GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP!
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FanfictionWelcome to my shitty story. The title explains it all. And now... DISCLAIMERS! Because people get pissed over stupid shit. Seriously, if you don't like my story, then don't read it. •Characters may be a bit off because... Why not? It's fun to see...