Welcome to my shitty story.
The title explains it all.
And now... DISCLAIMERS! Because people get pissed over stupid shit. Seriously, if you don't like my story, then don't read it.
•Characters may be a bit off because... Why not? It's fun to see...
A/N: Some things in this chapter are inspired by WarriorCatFan144 Just go read their head canons book and you'll understand.
Harder Daddy: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! LET'S GET SLUTTY! Vagina: Shut the fuck up. Dick Master: @Squeak WHY ARE THERE NOTES AROUND HEAVEN THAT ARE IN SPANISH? WE SPEAK HEAVENESE UP HERE! WHAT THE FUCK? Squeak: ... First off, what the fuck is Heavenese? Second... THOSE NOTES ARE IN CURSIVE! Dick Master: No, you dumb bitch! It's Spanish! Carfight: Send a picture of it asshole. Whiskers: Damn Carmine... Drunk already? Carfight: No. I just can't stand him. Dick Master:
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Vagina: THAT'S FUCKING CURSIVE! Lilith: ... I just realized what my true sin was. Being married to that dumbass. I do deserve to be in Hell. Roo: FUCKING SAME! Screen Queen: My girlfriend deserves to be in Hell because she screwed him. Danger Tits: NO I FUCKING DIDN'T! I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU! Mouth: Is it really a threat if she enjoys that? Screen Queen: I DO NOT! Daddy Issues: What's everyone's Halloween Costume? I'm going as that Barbie thing from Earth. Vagina: I'm going as Adam, but after he got stabbed by Niffty. Dick Master: FUCK YOU! Anyway, I'm going as myself because... I'm the shit. Harder Daddy: I'm going as a sexy shot glass, and Husk is going as vodka because he's always inside of me!~ Whiskers: ... That was not necessary. Kayden: I'm going as a rotting grandma who's been sitting in her house dead for three weeks and her cat has been gnawing on her. Oh, and Niffty is the cat. STAB: NIBBLE NIBBLE BITCH! Elle: I'm not going anywhere. Me, Alastor, Molly and some random guy are going to Stand on top of a building and throw shitty Halloween candy at random assholes. Holy Drugs: FUCK THE CANDY CORN! Big Ass Forehead: THAT SHIT IS GOOD! Freaky Face: You're vile. V = D/T: My dad is going to make a fool of himself and go as Alastor. It makes him look like he desperately wants to get screwed by Alastor instead of hating him. I'm disgusted. Big Ass Forehead: IT SHOWS I'M A BETTER VERSION OF HIM THAN HIMSELF! Danger Tits: I'm just going to drag Vel to the most horrific haunted houses I can find and enjoy watching her freak the fuck out. Screen Queen: And I'm going as a single person. We're through! Harder Daddy: DRAMA! Mouth: Pera and I are just going as typical ass zombies, but gay versions. Short King: I'M GOING AS A DUCK! Roo: Lilith and I are going as tits. LMAO Vicks: ... Is no one concerned about the break up? Buzz Buzz: I'M GOING AS A FUCKING LAMP! Morana: ... Why? Buzz Buzz: LAMP BITCH! Carfight: I'm going as an exorcist. Vagina: WHAT THE FUCK? Danger Tits: SEND FUCKING PICTURES! Carfight: Gladly. Pop My Cherri: I'm going as a pussy and Pentious is going as a dick. Two Dicks: And my little eggies are going as sperm! Daddy Issues: ... I'm uncomfortable. Harder Daddy: YAS BITCH! Freaky Face: You are acting fruitier tonight than usual. Screen Queen: FUCKING WHAT? LMFAO Harder Daddy: Was that an insult or?... Rosie: Just go with it. STAB: To anyone going out, KYS! Daddy Issues: NIFFTY! Pear: Wow. That's terrible advice. LMAO STAB: What? KYS means KEEP YOURSELF SAFE! Holy Drugs: No... No it doesn't Niffty. STAB: ... Oh. Vicks: I'm still concerned about the break up. Danger Tits: We're fine. We didn't break up. Vel is just a dramatic bitch. Screen Queen: AND YOU'RE A TOXIC BITCH! Danger Tits: I love you too asshole. Dick Master: EW! HOMO SAPIENS! Short King: What? Dick Master: HOMO SAPIENS! GAYS! Kayden: HOMOSEXUALS! HOMO SAPIENS ARE HUMANS! Lilith: ... @Roo We really do deserve to be in Hell. Freaky Face: Update... The random man we're throwing candy with is none other than the killer clown himself. Morana: GACY! I'M ON MY FUCKING WAY! Mouth: You are too excited. Squeak: Oops. I never said what I was going as... I'm going as Lucifer. Short King: I'M HONORED! Carfight: I will be extremely drunk in about 20 minutes, so none of you do anything stupid because I won't be available to help. Lilith: LET'S DO STUPID SHIT!
