Roo:
... Did I fucking hear that wrong?
Daddy Issues:
... Who the fuck just asked if they can taste someone's butthole?
Pear:
I fucking said something tasted like butthole. I did not ask to taste someone's ass.
Dick Master:
If you know it tastes like butthole, then you've totally eaten ass before.
Pear:
... I fucking have not, but I'm willing to bet you have.
Dick Master:
I WOULD NEVER EAT ASS!
Lilith:
I find that hard to believe. You're into weird shit... Weirder than that.
Harder Daddy:
Are we discussing kinks~? I know someone in here with some interesting kinks.
Screen Queen:
... Fucking spill the tea.
Mouth:
Never fucking say that again.
Harder Daddy:
@BigAssForehead just has an Alastor kink... Specifically Alastor failing. LMAO, he's also into voyeurism, bondage, other shit. As much as I hated Val, he told me a lot of shit.
Big Ass Forehead:
You missed some.
Danger Tits:
Holy fucking shit... You fucking assholes won't shut up about kinks and shit, and you woke me the fuck up.
Pop My Cherri:
Turn your phone off then bitch.
Danger Tits:
IT IS FUCKING OFF! SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE WON'T STOP GOING OFF THOUGH!
Screen Queen:
... Sorry. That's my fault.
Danger Tits:
Turn your shit off or I'm going to fucking break your fingers.
Screen Queen:
... I'm sorry.
Harder Daddy:
Either way... More kinks! Who's got good shit?
Whiskers:
... Fucking stop that shit.
Two Dicks:
Why is there a tiny box on the table?
Vagina:
DO NOT FUCKING OPEN IT OR TOUCH IT! SHIT!
Freaky Face:
Oh? Are you hiding something?
Vagina:
I was fucking trying to... I meant to put that somewhere else.
Daddy Issues:
It's fine. It's still on the table. No one looked. You can put it somewhere else.
Short King:
IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S WHAT I THINK IT IS!
Vagina:
Yes...
Short King:
FUCKING SHIT! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!
Lilith:
... From that reaction, it's one of two things... And it certainly isn't something duck related. I now know what it is too.
STAB:
I wanna open the box!
Vagina:
NO!
STAB:
YES!
Daddy Issues:
... Well shit. Someone catch Niffty. She ran off with the box.
Vagina:
Damn it... Alastor, please get her under fucking control.
Freaky Face:
... Let's make a deal then...
Harder daddy:
No fucking need... I got the little shit.
STAB:
GIVE ME THE BOX!
Harder Daddy:
Niffty, what fucking drugs are you on? Damn.
STAB:
I stole something from someone...
Buzz Buzz:
... I stopped by for 30 minutes to talk to Lilith yesterday, and you stole shit out of my bag... Which I stole from someone else. LMFAO, it's a chain of stealing.
Vagina:
... The box is now secure.
Harder Daddy:
You're welcome... I don't think the contents of that box are a secret anymore though.
Kayden:
I'm bored. Can we play hide and seek? In the dark!
Whiskers:
... Are we fucking children?
Kayden:
What kids play hide and seek in the dark?
Whiskers:
I'm sure there's some out there.
Kayden:
... Whatever. I still think it would be fun!
Roo:
Oh... It would be fun.
Mouth:
Fuck no! Not if your ass is joining.
Roo:
Why wouldn't I join? Seriously... I have nothing to fucking do. LMAO
Screen Queen:
I think everyone should fucking join... Everyone who's here I mean.
Pear:
Is your girlfriend still asleep? You should wake her up to join us.
Screen Queen:
Yes, she's asleep, and fuck no I'm not going to wake her up. I don't want to die.
Vagina:
OK, first off... I really don't recommend waking her up. She fucking put someone in the hospital once for that. Second... You did not deny that she was your girlfriend.
Screen Queen:
It doesn't matter if I deny it or not... You're all going to continue to call her my damn girlfriend.
Daddy Issues:
... So, either you at least try to wake her up, or we have to stay extremely quiet while playing the game.
Whiskers:
Considering all of you idiots are loud as fuck to begin with... The whole staying quiet thing will not work.
Daddy Issues:
We can try at least. If she wakes up... Then we'll figure it out.
Big Ass Forehead:
Lock her in a room with the stupid bitch.
Screen Queen:
Would you stop calling me a stupid bitch? I'm a bad bitch! Get it right fucker.
Squeak:
... Who's seeking first, and where are they counting.
Vagina:
... Lucifer, you're doing it. Count on the roof. LMAO
Short King:
YAY! FUN ACTIVITIES!
Short King:
I have started counting!
Harder Daddy:
I have a good ass spot.
Two Dicks:
How the fuck did you fit in there?
Harder Daddy:
I have the body for it. Thank my porn career...
Screen Queen:
... I can hear his ass counting... "30 rubber ducks, 31 rubber ducks, 32 rubber ducks". LMFAO
Buzz Buzz:
Damn... Wish I was there.
Short King:
... I found the little gremlin!
Pop My Cherri:
That's because she won't stop giggling maniacally. Note to self... Don't hide with Niffty.
STAB:
THAT MEANS I'M IT NEXT! HEHEHE!
Whiskers:
God save us all...
God:
LMAO, it's a bit too late for that Whiskers.
Whiskers:
That is not my name.
God:
... I still don't know all of your names...
Dick Master:
You sure as fuck no mine.
God:
Yeah... Fuck Up 1.
Screen Queen:
... He's finding everyone so fucking quick... And he's sprinting in a weird ass way.
Short King:
Where the fuck is Angel?
Squeak:
... Good luck finding him.
Harder Daddy:
Actually... Hurry the fuck up. It's as cold as a witch's titty in here.
Short King:
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
Buzz Buzz:
... Next time, schedule this shit in advance. I want to join, but I've had so many fucking meetings lately.
Freaky Face:
You all better hide... Niffty is already counting.
Roo:
... We're all fucking screwed.
Mouth:
Says you...
Kayden:
Someone explain how Lilith is hiding? She's really tall!
Lilith:
I have my ways.
Two Dicks:
OH SHIT! SHE HAS A KNIFE! FUCK!
Screen Queen:
Who the fuck is screaming?
Danger Tits:
... I know exactly who it is and I'm going to fucking slaughter your ass.
Pop My Cherri:
Oh fuck...
Vagina:
I told you waking her up was a bad idea...
Pop My Cherri:
I'M SORRY! BEING CHASED BY NIFFTY WHILE SHE HAS A KNIFE IS A GOOD REASON TO SCREAM! FUCK OFF!
Short King:
Wow... She looks pissed.
Harder Daddy:
New plan... Everyone fucking hide from her.
Screen Queen:
I can't... She's in the same room I'm in and my spot fucking sucks.
Danger Tits:
Yes, it does...
Daddy Issues:
Should we be worried?
Pear:
Who cares? This is fun.
Squeak:
I vote we start this round over, and @Roo can be it. LOL
Mouth:
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST HER!
Squeak:
Sorry, but yeah.
Roo:
I think that's a great idea... I'm great at seeking out victims...
Lilith:
LMFAO, victims!
Roo:
I'm coming... You all better be hiding good.
Mouth:
Trust me... I fucking am.
Screen Queen:
I kind of got stuck with someone so...
Danger Tits:
... In the worst position possible.
Daddy Issues:
I don't even want to know what you're implying.
Pear:
... WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT?
Lilith:
... That's fucking hot. Holy shit... Lucifer, I have an idea.
Short King:
Oh shit... I see her too. Hell yeah, I think I already like that idea.
Whiskers:
Would you two stop talking about fucking?
Harder Daddy:
Sounds sexy. @BigAssForehead, you wanna watch?
Big Ass Forehead:
FUCKING YES!
Roo:
Fucking no.
Kayden:
Aw... She found me.
Mouth:
She better not harm you.
Squeak:
She didn't. I was hiding there too. We're fine.
Buzz Buzz:
I mean, she did say that you'd know when she was ready to fuck shit up.
Danger Tits:
... Turn your shit off... This is your last fucking warning. I will chop off each one of your fingers slowly with a rusty pair of scissors and enjoy your suffering.
Screen Queen:
... Can we pause so I can switch spots? LMFAO
STAB:
I'm in the walls!
Freaky Face:
... How did she find me?
Pear:
I didn't even know your ass was playing.
Freaky Face:
I enjoy entertainment...
Pop My Cherri:
We know asshole. OH SHIT! SHE'S FUCKING COMING!
Lilith:
She's fucking hot, right?
Pop My Cherri:
Yeah, she is.
Vagina:
Well shit... I agree. You wanna know what's really hot though?
Harder Daddy:
Fucking yes! EXPOSE YOUR SEX LIFE!
Vagina:
... Let's just put it this way... Imagine fucking someone when they're in full demonic form... Fucking hot.
Daddy Issues:
VAGGIE! FUCKING WHY?
Whiskers:
... She had a few drinks.
Vagina:
I planned on doing something, but I had a few drinks to calm my nerves, then we started playing this shit... And I think I had too many drinks. I might be a bit wasted...
Roo:
@Mouth... Turn around.
Mouth:
FUCK YOU! WHEN DID YOU GET THERE?
Roo:
87 seconds ago.
Two Dicks:
Is the phone obsessed bitch still alive?
Danger Tits:
... She's fine.
Dick Master:
Holy shit! Did you finally betray her ass. I take back what I said before... You can totally come back and work for me. I can't lose a hot bitch like you.
Danger Tits:
... I took her fucking phone and shut it off. She's fine.
Harder Daddy:
Everyone gather! Let's have a few drinks, join Vagina in drunkenness, and continue the game!
Pop My Cherri:
FUCK YEAH!
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FanfictionWelcome to my shitty story. The title explains it all. And now... DISCLAIMERS! Because people get pissed over stupid shit. Seriously, if you don't like my story, then don't read it. •Characters may be a bit off because... Why not? It's fun to see...