Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Miscellaneous Shit 

Short King:
@HarderDaddy Get ready. We're going somewhere.
Whiskers:
... Why the fuck are you two going somewhere?
Harder Daddy:
... Did I do something wrong. Like, worse than sinning? Listen, is it my dick sucking count? It was my job.
Short King:
No! I just think we'd get along great, so we're going to do something! Not sure what yet, but it'll be exciting!
Lilith:
You really need friends.
Short King:
I'M MAKING FRIENDS!
Daddy Issues:
I'm proud of you Dad!
Pop My Cherri:
You two should go visit the Lake of Fire. I've heard it's a great place to watch idiots act like... Well, idiots.
Short King:
And they have a good taco place. WE'RE GOING!
Harder Daddy:
Not into tacos. I like hot dogs. 😏
Vagina:
... Shut the fuck up. LMAO
Two Dicks:
I'm in an elevator!
Pop My Cherri:
... One of his eggs stole his phone again and is now lost.
Mouth:
I can tell... He's screaming. "EGGY! WHERE ARE YOU! MY LITTLE EGG!" What the actual fuck?
Two Dicks:
I'm in a meeting room! There's chairs!
Harder Daddy:
You know, I'd love to help but... I'm going to the fucking Lake of Fire with Lucifer. This feels like a once in an afterlifetime experience. 
Freaky Face:
Did you just create a word for that?
Harder Daddy:
Yes, I did. Fuck off.
Carfight:
... I found the egg.
Two Dicks:
CAMARO CARFIGHT IS HERE!
Daddy Issues:
... How did it get there?
Whiskers:
... Pentious is on his way to collect the egg.
Two Dicks:
My name is Frank! Apparently we have names!
Pear:
Is anyone still curious about the two who fucked the other night?
Pop My Cherri:
@ScreenQueen Are you dead bitch?
Screen Queen:
Yes. I'm in fucking Hell. I'm sure as fuck not alive.
Squeak:
... Are you OK? You don't sound happy.
Screen Queen:
LMAO, sorry. I didn't mean for that response to sound so bitchy. I'm fine.
Kayden:
Where's your girlfriend?
Danger Tits:
First off... No. Second, I'm stuck in a pointless meeting.
Squeak:
Yeah, I'm here too. We were having a productive conversation about something serious going on with humans on Earth, but... Adam is now giving a presentation on "Hot Earth chicks" and... He's been going on about it for 10 minutes and I don't think he's near being done.
Pear:
Yeah, I don't care. What was the outcome of that conversation you two had?
Screen Queen:
... The conclusion was that shit happens, and we're not dating or anything like that... Unless it happens again, then we'll have another discussion.
Pop My Cherri:
$200... THEY WILL FUCK AGAIN!
Danger Tits:
Stop betting on that shit.
Harder Daddy:
Some dumb fuck is trying to eat the fire. LMAO
Harder Daddy:
Also... $200, they will fuck again.
Danger Tits:
... Emily, can you hand me that sword that's behind you?
Squeak:
... Why?
Danger Tits:
Well... I'm going to first use it to make Adam shut the fuck up. This presentation is shit. I'm then going to use it to go stab anyone who continues to bet on the whole "fucking" situation.
Big Ass Forehead:
$200 They won't fuck again. @ScreenQueen can't get bitches. It only happened because they were drunk.
Danger Tits:
... Not gonna lie, I now want to prove your ass wrong.
Screen Queen:
... WHAT?
Dick Master:
COME BACK!
Squeak:
I'm going with her. You can keep giving your presentation. Sera is still there.
Dick Master:
... She isn't paying attention to me though.
Squeak:
Neither were we. I was painting my nails.
Kayden:
Can you paint mine? 💅🏼
Harder Daddy:
... That is not what that emoji means.
Freaky Face:
How is that not what it means? It's nails getting painted.
Harder Daddy:
You need a lesson in emojis... Also, Lucifer just jumped into the fire lake thing. Should I be concerned.
Lilith:
No. He'll be fine. Did you guys get tacos yet?
Harder Daddy:
No. We've been too busy making dirty jokes and watching idiots. He told me so much shit about the time he experimented with men. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
HE DID WHAT?
Short King:
Yeah, I fucked dudes. And no... It wasn't Adam.
Dick Master:
No shit. I'm not gay. Fucking gross.
Pop My Cherri:
I thought he was about to say the F slur. LMAO, he fucking would though.
Harder Daddy:
I'm fucking gay, and I don't even say that shit.
Two Dicks:
I have retrieved the phone and my eggy.
Roo:
Holy fuck. I don't know what's worse. Your obsession with your eggs, or Lucifer's obsession with rubber ducks.
Lilith:
The ducks... Lucifer has rooms full of them.
Short King:
We're getting tacos! Also... Why the fuck is Satan here?
Harder Daddy:
... That guy you keep staring at is Satan?
Buzz Buzz:
... Imagine him with his shirt off.
Daddy Issues:
I forgot she was still here.
Buzz Buzz:
Yeah, I kind of forgot to leave, and I've ended up with way too many notifications. One of you keeps spamming me.
Big Ass Forehead:
Look at the spamming.
Buzz Buzz:
... OK, now I know who it was, and no... I will not endorse one of your shitty products. That's not my thing.
Screen Queen:
What if I asked you to do something for my social media page?
Buzz Buzz:
... What do I get out of it?
Lilith:
Bitch, you're the sin of gluttony, not greed. Fuck off with that shit.
Screen Queen:
I'll send you a really good lemon cake recipe.
Roo:
You're still going on about that?
Screen Queen:
Yes. It was good as fuck.
Buzz Buzz:
Deal.
Freaky Face:
Did someone say deal?
Whiskers:
Fuck no.
Harder Daddy:
We're on our way back.
Danger Tits:
Good. I'm waiting on you. I'm going to stab you.
Pop My Cherri:
That's why I'm hiding. She did say she was going to stab us because we were making bets. And listen... I'm sticking to what I said. They will fuck again.
Danger Tits:
... I know exactly where you are. Your foot has been sticking out from under the stairs for 10 minutes.
Pop My Cherri:
Well shit. Goodbye fuckers. I'll remember you all in the after-afterlife.
Buzz Buzz:
LMAO, after-afterlife.
Short King:
Satan did not want to talk to me apparently.
Harder Daddy:
... He looked busy.
Short King:
Listen, it's been ages since I've seen all the sins. I just wanted to say hi.
Buzz Buzz:
You have all of our numbers. You could literally call any of us whenever. Stop complaining. LMAO
Kayden:
YAY! I HAVE PAINTED NAILS! 💅🏼
Harder Daddy:
Still not what that's typically used for, but OK.
STAB:
HI!
Whiskers:
Niffty, where the fuck have you been?
STAB:
Cleaning the inside of the couch! I found things in there!
Vagina:
Gross. I don't want to know.
Buzz Buzz:
Yeah, that's my cue to leave. Love this chat, great vibes but... All of these notifications are killing me. I'll probably be back at some point though.
(Buzz Buzz has left the chat)
Daddy Issues:
I'm still shocked my dad fucked men.
Short King:
I'd probably do it again, I won't lie.
Lilith:
... Of course you fucking would.