Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

PRIDE! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Short King:
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Dick Master:
Oh, the defective assholes get a month, but what about the default... STRAIGHT?
Danger Tits:
... You fucked a guy. What the fuck are you talking about when you claim you're fucking straight?
Harder Daddy:
I vote we fucking kick his ass out.
Dick Master:
It's not fucking natural.
Lilith:
... You're not natural.
Pear:
LMFAO, what the fuck do you mean by that?
Lilith:
... Just think about it... He's the first man, centuries old by now. His ass also magically came back to life after being stabbed by Niffty with the power of logic and bullshit. That's not fucking natural.
Mouth:
LMAO, that's a good ass point.
Short King:
Anyway... PRIDE PARADE IS HAPPENING! WOOHOO!
Daddy Issues:
It starts in 2 hours... Everyone prepare.
STAB:
Can I still come?
Whiskers:
... Just don't fucking stab anyone.
STAB:
No promises!
Screen Queen:
... I posted about it a week ago and it's been trending since. There's going to be a fuck ton of assholes.
Pop My Cherri:
Which is more? A fuck ton, or a shit ton?
Two Dicks:
... She's high.
Danger Tits:
I'd say a fuck ton.
Pear:
I'd agree.
Kayden:
My girlfriend will be at the parade!
Squeak:
The girl you've been telling me about for the past several weeks? Nice.
Kayden:
I'd add her to the group chat, but she said she'd rather meet everyone first, then think about it.
Roo:
Fair enough... Who the fuck would want to join a group chat full of weird ass strangers.
Mouth:
Considering one of those strangers is the "Root of all Evil", I don't blame her either.
Roo:
Stop putting that shit in quotations. LMFAO
Vagina:
I thought you two were getting along now.
Mouth:
Oh, we are. I just like fucking with her. It's payback for how much she's fucked with me.
Pop My Cherri:
SHE FUCKED YOU?
Pear:
... Damn, she really is high. LMAO, how did she misread that?
Carfight:
I just want you all to know that Lucifer somehow convinced me to make pride themed weapons, and I thought it was ridiculous at first. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against LGBTQ+ individuals, but why weapons? Now though... They turned out better than expected.
Harder Daddy:
I WANT ONE!
Screen Queen:
I'm still not convinced that you're not a raging lesbian. LMAO
Squeak:
... @God What are you doing?
God:
... I'm going to make a rainbow in Hell. It just seems fitting. LMAO
Short King:
You can do that?
Daddy Issues:
Isn't Hell just a massive rainbow if you look at the colors of the rings?
Lilith:
Yeah, it is. So, in conclusion, Hell is gay.
Dick Master:
Don't expect me to join in your bullshit parade.
Danger Tits:
... Who the fuck said you were invited anyway?
Big Ass Forehead:
I will be broadcasting everything, even the sex that happens behind trashcans.
Freaky Face:
This is why I hate television.
Vagina:
Cherri, what the fuck are you doing?
Pop My Cherri:
FLYING!
Whiskers:
No... You're just spinning while standing on the stove.
Daddy Issues:
Anyway, whoever is going to help set up, we're going now.
Squeak:
I'm on my way.
Buzz Buzz:
OK, it's been only five minutes since this has started and fucking shit... This place is fucking crowded.
Vagina:
Yeah... We thought the audience for the situation with Roo was big... Nope. I genuinely think the majority of Hell is here.
Harder Daddy:
I GOT A GAY GUN!
Roo:
Who the hell is selling drugs next to where Carmine is?
Pop My Cherri:
ME!
Two Dicks:
My eggs are lost.
Mouth:
They'll be fine. I just saw one of them fly past me. Now that I think about it, that's concerning considering they can't fly.
Big Ass Forehead:
I'M BROADCASTING KINKY SEX!
Freaky Face:
... No one asked.
Short King:
EVERYONE WHO'S PARTICIPATING IN THE ACTUAL PARADE, IT'S STARTING! PLACES!
Screen Queen:
You're making it sound like a stage performance.
Lilith:
... Holy shit, God did make a rainbow. That's interesting to see in Hell.
Danger Tits:
... I hate to be the barer of bad news, but Adam fucking showed up with the "straight flag".
Dick Master:
STRAIGHT PRIDE!
God:
You have nothing to be proud of Adam.
Lilith:
... The parade is a bit off. LMAO
Vagina:
It wouldn't be if this Christmas tree looking fucker would stop trying to get money or something by advertising shit.
Harder Daddy:
CHRISTMAS TREE! 💀
Pop My Cherri:
ZESTIal is here! THE ZESTY GRANDPA!
STAB:
EVERYONE IS GETTING DRUNK! YAY!
Short King:
I don't know if this is going good, or fucking terrible.
Danger Tits:
By Hell's standards, I'd say this is fucking fantastic. LMAO
Buzz Buzz:
She's not wrong. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves... A lot actually.
Roo:
... There's a gay sword fight going on. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
And my girlfriend is the reason it's happening... Vaggie, why?
Vagina:
It's fun. This asshole sucks with swords.
Danger Tits:
... Honestly... That lasted 45 seconds.
Screen Queen:
I've taken so many pictures and videos. #HellIsGay is trending.
Lilith:
... LMAO, I want credit for that.
Kayden:
Elle and I are with Husk just sitting off to the side.
Squeak:
I'm coming to join... This crowd is overwhelming, and some guy just tried to slap me.
Vagina:
... Which guy was it?
Squeak:
Some massive guy... Looks like he is made of a tree or something. I have no idea.
Daddy Issues:
... He's the asshole who threw Pentious's eggs.
Two Dicks:
HE SHALL DIE!
Vagina:
I'm on my way.
Screen Queen:
... You just hit me with a sword.
Vagina:
You're welcome.
Pear:
That's not the right response. LMAO
Big Ass Forehead:
... THERE'S AN ORGY!
Freaky Face:
... Stop talking.
Lilith:
Yeah, this needs to happen yearly. This pride parade/celebration is going fucking great, except the tree asshole. LMAO
Kayden:
Elle said she's going to think about joining the chat. She likes you guys, she just wants to get to know everyone better.
Whiskers:
Whenever she joins, I think she'll fit in fine. Seriously, everyone talks to the bar tender. We've been chatting.
Pear:
So... The chat is going to be more crowded?
God:
No... I plan to leave the chat after the wedding. I'll keep in touch, but I'm gonna be busy with stuff. I need to be more involved up here anyway.
Buzz Buzz:
I'll probably be leaving too. I love this chat, but seriously... I spend way too much time in here and I've been slacking off.
Carfight:
I'm tempted to leave, but considering you all seem to always need something... I might stay but just be inactive unless I'm needed.
Daddy Issues:
Fair. LMAO
Roo:
I'm not going anywhere. I need to gather more information for when I finally decide to destroy Heaven, Hell and everything in between.
Lilith:
... Whatever. Your ass is just bored.
Roo:
... Don't call me out like that bitch.
Short King:
Before everyone leaves the pride celebration... YOU ALL GET PRIDE DUCKS!
Screen Queen:
@DangerTits Don't be mad, but I may have just taken drugs. LMAO, so I'm gonna need you to stay around in case I pass the fuck out or something.
Danger Tits:
... Fucking hell... Fine.
Vagina:
This pride shit was a chaotic success!