Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Important Meeting... And Ships

Carfight:
There is an overlord meeting tomorrow, but... @ShortKing @Lilith, I would like you two to be present if possible. There are some... Earth issues that are impacting Hell.
Short King:
Yeah... I was going to call a meeting with the sins too, so maybe we could join our groups for the meeting?
Buzz Buzz:
My schedule is clear, so I could make it.
Squeak:
We've been discussing the same issues up here... Humans have been... Finding ways to enter our realm.
Dick Master:
I propose let's start exterminations back up, but on Earth instead!
God:
Adam... We didn't ask for your input.
Screen Queen:
... Can I bring a Plus1 to the meeting?
Carfight:
... Really? Why?
Screen Queen:
Because I want to! Screw it... I'm bringing her.
Danger Tits:
... I'm being dragged against my will...
Vagina:
... Bullshit. You wouldn't let yourself be dragged against your will.
Daddy Issues:
Would it be alright if I attend the meeting?
Big Ass Forehead:
Only if you agree to keep your fucking mouth shut. No one wants to hear your optimism bullshit.
Carfight:
Yes, you may attend, and ignore his yapping.
Harder Daddy:
And I guess leave us, the peasants, out, huh? Fuck you!
Freaky Face:
Maybe if you weren't so damn useless, you could become an overlord, but for now... You're beneath us.
Whiskers:
Fuck off with that damn ego.
Pear:
With an ego like that, you'd think Adam and him would get along. Or maybe it's their egos that clash...
Dick Master:
I'm too good for the shit stains down in Hell.
Mouth:
... Did you just call us shit stains?
Harder Daddy:
... At least I still leave a mark if I'm a shit stain. LMAO
Kayden:
... Are we in danger though? With the humans thing?
Carfight:
Right now, no... We'll handle things though. Don't worry.
Buzz Buzz:
Lucifer, with every bit of respect... You need to send better messages, especially when it's important. Seriously, your message to the sins group chat is... "HELLO FUCKERS! LONG TIME, NO SEE! MEETING TOMORROW! BRING YOURSELVES AND YOUR IDEAS! YAY!"
Roo:
... Bring yourselves? Nope, I'm going to start leaving myself at home. I'm done dealing with the bitch.
Lilith:
LMFAO, I feel that.
Mouth:
... Please tell me she's not going. Having the "root of all evil" at that meeting sounds dangerous.
Roo:
... You really don't like me, do you? Damn.
Carfight:
She has a point though...
Lilith:
Nope... I'd still tell her everything that happens at the meting, so it wouldn't make a difference. LMFAO
Dick Master:
See? She doesn't give two shits about Hell! She's willing to endanger all of you.
Lilith:
Correction... I just don't give two shits about anything.
Squeak:
... Should Heaven and Hell have a joint meeting? Nothing too big, just to make sure we're on the same page? @God
God:
Probably... And no Adam, you're not joining.
Dick Master:
BUT I'M THE ORIGINAL DICK! I SHOULD BE INCLUDED!
Danger Tits:
No one gives a fuck.
Dick Master:
You shouldn't be involved either then bitch! You're beneath me anyway.
Screen Queen:
Screw you! She's my Plus1.
Squeak:
Speaking of your plus1... Don't get mad but... I found out some individuals ship us.
Danger Tits:
... Fucking why? LMAO, does that not seem toxic? I'm a bitch and you're... Well, you.
Daddy Issues:
... Actually... Something about it makes sense.
Harder Daddy:
You're saying that because it's similar to you and your bitch.
Vagina:
Yeah... That's exactly why it makes sense. Who ships that?
Squeak:
... Just a few individuals I've talked to... Please tell me no one's on their way to kill me.
Screen Queen:
... I'm too busy posting about it. LMAO
STAB:
THROUPLE!
Danger Tits:
Fuck no... Not my thing.
Pop My Cherri:
... It might be hot though.
Squeak:
... No, I'm good.
Two Dicks:
My eggs ship Alastor and Lucifer.
Freaky Face:
I will turn your eggs into omelets.
Lilith:
LMAO, RADIOAPPLE!
Screen Queen:
... @ShortKing ADD IT TO THE LIST FUCKER!
Short King:
... No fucking thank you.
Screen Queen:
I'm adding it then... And that other ship we were talking about...
Squeak:
... So you're not pissed?
Danger Tits:
... She only gets pissed if it's Adam. LMAO
Vagina:
Fair... Fuck men.
Pop My Cherri:
That reminds me... Pentious, are we trying that thing tonight?
Two Dicks:
Oh yes!
Freaky Face:
... Vile.
Buzz Buzz:
Did we seriously go from talking about important meetings, to ships? In that case, I've got more for your list. LMAO
Mouth:
That list is getting ridiculous. Shit, Saint Peter and Adam are on there.
Pear:
They did fuck.
Screen Queen:
@BuzzBuzz SHIPS BITCH!
Buzz Buzz:
Blitzø and Stolas, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli, Moxxie and Millie... I mean, that last ship, they're married, but... It still counts.
Screen Queen:
I don't know any of these fuckers, but I'm adding them to the list!
Carfight:
... Three of them are I.M.P. members, correct?
Buzz Buzz:
Yes.
Short King:
ASMODEUS IS WITH SOMEONE? HOLY SHIT!
Harder Daddy:
He's with fucking Fizzarolli?
Pop My Cherri:
Is that the guy you wouldn't shut up about like 15 years ago.
Harder Daddy:
FUCKING YES IT IS!
Kayden:
Isn't he a clown or something? He's funny!
Short King:
Holy shit! I'm so fucking behind on knowing about everyone! FUCK!
Whiskers:
... And I'm hiding the alcohol...
Big Ass Forehead:
... I'm starting a petition... Reassign a new King of Hell.
Lilith:
... You can't do that. I mean, you can, but it won't go anywhere, and you'll have to face whatever consequences come your way.
Big Ass Forehead:
I thought you didn't give two shits.
Lilith:
... Me saying that is a fucking joke. I do give two shits about certain things, and my family is certainly one of them.
Big Ass Forehead:
You were gone for seven years... You clearly didn't care enough.
Dick Master:
I TOLD HER THE SAME SHIT!
Daddy Issues:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pear:
Well damn... You pissed her off.
Daddy Issues:
Both of you are fucking incapable of redemption. I don't even know why Adam is in Heaven in the first place. Both of you leave my fucking parents alone. Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you have the right to make everyone else miserable.
Big Ass Forehead:
... And what are you gonna do about it bitch?
Daddy Issues:
...
Vagina:
Charlie... Where the fuck are you going?
Harder Daddy:
What's up with the Vees pissing her off? Oh, and the original dick?
Screen Queen:
I didn't do shit!
Big Ass Forehead:
You don't count... I fired you anyway.
Screen Queen:
I fucking quit. I literally said it in this chat.
Danger Tits:
She did... We all remember.
Whiskers:
I was drunk and I remember.
Freaky Face:
I recall her quitting because she was too good to work with you and your bullshit.
Big Ass Forehead:
... LUCIFER! COME GET YOUR BRAT!
Short King:
I don't take orders from you.
Lilith:
Take orders from me then... Go help her. I'm going too.
Short King:
... OK!