Hazbin Hotel Group Chat

Arackniss...

Morana:
I love how there are so many of us in this chat that just have normal ass names.
Harder Daddy:
Well, Lucifer was supposed to change Lilith's name fucking ages ago. LMAO
Short King:
... I forgot.
Pop My Cherri:
... I'd change her name to MILF, but honestly... I'm so used to seeing the normal names in here. They should stay.
Elle:
I agree...
Lilith:
@PopMyCherri Although I'm flattered... I don't want to fuck you. LMFAO
Daddy Issues:
STOP!
Vagina:
Babe... Just accept that your mother is hot as fuck.
Dick Master:
... EW! YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW? SICK BITCH!
Vagina:
Go shove your dick up your ass.
Danger Tits:
Considering the size, I don't think that's possible.
Screen Queen:
I don't care... We all know that Adam's dick is small. @Carfight ANY UPDATES ON YOUR DATE BITCH?
Carfight:
... It's none of your business Velvette.
Screen Queen:
GIVE ME UPDATES WHORE!
Whiskers:
... And Carmine is going to show up in 3... 2... 1...
Mouth:
OH SHIT! There she is!
Danger Tits:
Vel, you're on your own. You brought this on yourself. @Vagina, sword fight?
Vagina:
FUCKING YES!
Daddy Issues:
Be careful... No more lost body parts.
Freaky Face:
I want to watch.
Holy Drugs:
Same! I'm fucking bored.
Harder Daddy:
... I don't know. Carmine is chasing Vel with a whole ass chair. I'd argue I'm entertained enough.
Kayden:
... That's a massive chair.
Screen Queen:
CAN'T CATCH ME GRANDMA!
Roo:
... Carmilla is right fucking behind her. LMAO, did she not know that?
STAB:
Well, she knows now! She was hit by a chair! YAY! VIOLENCE!
Rosie:
... Why a chair?
Short King:
I don't know, but note to self... Don't call Carmine a whore.
Lilith:
Why would you ever consider it Lucifer? Seriously?
Morana:
... I wouldn't expect anything less from him honestly.
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Harder Daddy:
SHIT NO!
Arackniss:
The fuck is this?
(Harder Daddy has removed Arackniss from the chat)
Holy Drugs:
Anthony... What the fuck?
Harder Daddy:
I'M TRYING TO DELETE HIS NUMBER! HOLD ON!
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Whiskers:
... Oh my fucking God.
Arackniss:
What the fuck do you want?
Harder Daddy:
TO DELETE YOUR FUCKING NUMBER!
Arackniss:
Fucking why?
Harder Daddy:
It takes up fucking space. I don't need it.
Holy Drugs:
Hey asshole. Long time, no fucking see.
Arackniss:
Don't know who the fuck you are, but OK.
Holy Drugs:
... IT'S MOLLY, YOU DUMB FUCK!
Arackniss:
Well how the fuck was I supposed to know that?
Pop My Cherri:
HEY FUCKER! I forgot about you honestly!
Arackniss:
Anthony, I thought I told you to quit hanging out with that slut.
Harder Daddy:
Considering I've sucked more dick, and well, just had more dick in general, than her, I'd argue that she's not the slut. LMAO
Daddy Issues:
... So, this is your brother? He seems... Interesting.
Holy Drugs:
... You don't have to be nice.
Vagina:
No, that's just her. LMAO
Buzz Buzz:
Still makes me think of Greek Mythology. @Arackniss, any idea who Arachne is?
Arackniss:
... No, and I have no idea who the fuck you are either.
Buzz Buzz:
I'm an old lady that spends my nights killing, and spends my days knitting hats for the corpses. I sell cookies to single dads, and watch as they shit their brains out because the cookies are just laxatives. I throw clumps of sand at seagulls when I go to the beach because my ugly ex-husband loved them. Lastly... my pet cow just took a shit in your back yard.
Rosie:
... My ex-husband likes seagulls. LMAO
Big Ass Forehead:
@Arackniss I saw you when I went to get new anal beads! Just so you know, they work perfectly. Wanna try them out?
Arackniss:
... No one cares Vox!
Harder Daddy:
BYE!
(Harder Daddy has removed Arackniss from the chat)
Daddy Issues:
... Let's not do that again... Please.
Danger Tits:
... Honestly, that was awkward as hell, and Angel is now chugging mystery liquid.
Screen Queen:
... No, it's something @BuzzBuzz dropped off yesterday.
Buzz Buzz:
... No, she's still right. It's mystery liquid. It tastes like shit, but it hits harder than my shit.
Harder Daddy:
It tastes like sweaty socks that have been sitting in moldy juice.
Squeak:
You did not have to describe it. Gross.
Carfight:
Velvette, I need you to do me a favor.
Screen Queen:
What the hell do you want? You just crushed my skull with a massive ass chair.
Carfight:
Oh, I know. I simply need you to go deliver weapons to 10 individuals, all across the Pride Ring. And, no, it's not an option. Either you do it, or I'll crush the rest of your body with that chair.
Screen Queen:
I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU A WHORE! There, happy now?
Carfight:
... No. You have 1 hour.
Danger Tits:
Bitch, I'd get moving if I were you.
Screen Queen:
Shut the fuck up. I bet you're fucking happy I'm suffering, aren't you? That's exactly what you'd want to see happen to a filthy, useless sinner, isn't it?
Dick Master:
... At least you get it.
Danger Tits:
... Don't call Carmine a whore. LMAO
Carfight:
Exactly.
Elle:
@DangerTits That's fucking harsh, even for you. Did you even read Vel's message?
Danger Tits:
Yes, I did. She's wrong, and she even knows that. She's fine.
Big Ass Forehead:
You know, the Bees had a fucking perfect idea to kill the exorcists.
Two Dicks:
Yet, where were you when we all risked our lives?
Kayden:
... PUSSIES!
Roo:
LMFAO, I fucking adore you.
Big Ass Forehead:
SHUT UP!
Squeak:
@HarderDaddy, are you OK?
Harder Daddy:
MY SOUL IS GOING IN AND OUT OF ME!
Pear:
Is that why you keep loudly gasping, then screeching?
Harder Daddy:
IT'S MY SOUL!
Morana:
... I got a new soul today, but it's pure shit. Does anyone want to trade? A soul for a soul.
Rosie:
... I've got one you'll like. I'll straighten that one you have out.
Morana:
... Perfect.
Two Dicks:
Did we just witness a soul trade?
Pop My Cherri:
It was disappointing.
Daddy Issues:
Pentious, what were you doing?
Two Dicks:
Buying parts for a new invention.
Vagina:
... Oh hell...