A Collection of Glee Oneshots 5

Calendar (Puck/Finn/ND)

"Hey." Puck said, entering the choir room. "I was thinking about a way to make some money."

"This is a closed rehearsal." Rachel stated.

"How?" Finn wondered, ignoring Rachel as he looked at Puck and got up from the piano bench.

Puck knew Finn was desperate for money, and this was the only way he could help Quinn with money without her not accepting it.

"Sex sells." Puck began. "So I was thinking we could do, like, a men at McKinley calendar."

"That's actually not a bad idea." Rachel chimed in. "I can help."

"How?" Puck questioned Rachel.

"I'll assign the months and direct the shoot." Rachel decided.

"Hold on a second." Finn said. "We only have six guys in glee club."

"So you'll all take two months." Rachel noted. "You can do August and October, Noah can do March and June, Artie-"

"No, I just..." Finn shrugged. "You really think a calendar with Kurt and Artie on it would make a lot of money?"

"Finn." Rachel scolded.

"I need the money, Rachel." Finn responded. "Quinn needs it."

"Speak of the devil." Rachel muttered, and the boys looked at the blonde.

"I was waiting for you at my locker." Quinn told Finn as she glanced at Puck.

"Crap, sorry." Finn apologized. "I'm coming. Rachel, figure this out with Puck. I'll see you guys."

-

"Okay, everybody!" Rachel exclaimed. "The months are divided as follows: Mike Chang, January and May, Matt Rutherford, February and June, Noah Puckerman, March and July, Finn Hudson, August and October, Artie Abrams-"

"Wait, can I take March?" Artie interrupted. "St. Patrick's Day is my favorite holiday."

"Puck's birthday's in March." Finn stated.

"I don't give a shit." Puck shook his head. "Let's just do this so we can rake in the cash."

"Fine." Rachel gave in. "Puckerman has July and November, Artie has March and September, and Kurt has April and December."

Let's do this."

-

"Look at all that money." Puck noted, collecting some and pocketing it.

"Whoa, what are you doing?" Finn asked.

"What?" Puck wondered.

"We can't take this." Finn said. "It's for glee club."

"Well, thanks to me, we already funded the ramps and the short bus." Puck reminded Finn. "This is something extra."

"Yeah, for costumes or, like, hotels for competitions or something." Finn stated. "We can't take this."

"You're gonna have a baby." Puck said. "You need this."

"I'll get it another way." Finn decided.

"Finn." Puck scolded.

"I'm gonna get Mr. Schue to come take this." Finn said before walking away.

Puck pocketed more of the money and waited for Finn and Mr. Schue.

When they returned, they relieved Puck of babysitting the money, and he left. He hurried through the halls and found Quinn and her locker.

"Hey."

"Hey." Quinn repeated.

"Here." Puck blurted, shoving the money at Quinn. "I know you wouldn't take the bake sale money, but we already funded Artie's bus and this is from the calendar so all the guys earned it so it's like Finn gave it to you."

Quinn furrowed her eyebrows.

"You don't want me involved, I'll get over it, but let me help." Puck requested. "Please."

"You did the calendar for me?" Quinn asked.

Puck nodded. "And for it."

"It is a she." Quinn informed Puck.

"Cool." Puck smiled slightly. His smile faded when the thought of having a daughter was overshadowed by the thought of Finn raising his daughter. "Take this for her."

Quinn nodded, accepting the money. "Thank you."