Steroids (Quick)

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Puck was going through his locker when Quinn appeared. "'Sup, Fabray?"

"Do you have anything you wanna talk about?" Quinn asked.

"Like what?" Puck furrowed his eyebrow as he closed his locker and got up. "How I went to juvie for a few weeks and came back to you with, surprise surprise, a new boyfriend?"

Quinn shook her head. "Try again."

"That Cheerios uniform always looked good on you." Puck noted as he looked Quinn up and down. "But I know for a fact it looks even better on your bedroom floor."

"You're a pig." Quinn rolled her eyes.

"I thought that's what you liked about me?" Puck asked. "Besides my-"

"Puck." Quinn hissed.

Puck smirked.

"I'm not here for sex." Quinn stated. "Besides, you wouldn't want me now that my abs are gone and I'm covered in stretchmarks."

"Not true, milf." Puck replied. "But if you're not here for sex, what are you here for? We haven't talked in months."

"Are you selling drugs?" Quinn blurted.

"Selling drugs?" Puck repeated.

"Are you?" Quinn demanded.

"No." Puck said. "But keep your voice down before they decide to do a locker check."

"Why?" Quinn wondered. "You have something to hide?"

"Maybe." Puck shrugged.

"Noah, I'm serious." Quinn replied.

"You must be if you're calling me Noah again." Puck pointed out. "What are you all freaked out about? I'm not selling drugs."

"Are you taking any?" Quinn questioned Puck. "Rachel mentioned something about steroids, and I know you never gave up smoking like you promised."

"That was conditional." Puck reminded Quinn. "And yeah, I am."

"Why?" Quinn asked. "Because of Beth?"

"Because I play sports." Puck clarified.

"Not for long." Quinn warned Puck. "As soon as they find out, you'll be kicked off the football team, if Beiste even lets you back on it."

"Beiste won't kick me off." Puck said. "'Cause you're not gonna rat me out."

"Even if I don't, you don't think someone will catch on eventually?" Quinn responded. "It's not only stupid, Noah, it's dangerous. Don't you know about all the long term effects?"

"No." Puck mumbled.

"Well, you should read up on that then." Quinn advised Puck.

"Read?"

"Promise me that you will?"

"Fine."

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