It was a lazy afternoon.
School had just ended and I'm telling you, it was uneventful.I felt annoyed at feeling bad. Dizzy, I mean. Constantly sick and just ugh.
Maybe if I had a way to let out all the negative feelings, it would help?
No— I won't grab a knife! Get that thought out of my head! If I can help it, I'd rather not do that...
In my room I looked at my mask. Aizawa of course told me not to go out while I still felt dizzy and weirdly tired and almost feverish, but I desperately wanted to ignore it.
I just wanted to be a comfortable for a moment. Can I?
—
The neighbourhood was quiet. So quiet, it was suspicious.
I walked around wearing my cloak and mask, wondering where the villains had walked off to."The quiet before the storm," I hummed, "I wonder if this has to do with handy."
"Out late at night?" Someone asked not long after. Dark alley? Check, the perfect spot for a crime. Villainous appearance? Check, the gun wasn't legal to have with them!
"Finally someone I can beat up!" I exclaimed without a third thought, "Tell me, what's the crime I'm beating you up for?"
"Wha— who are you? Psychopath!"
"I'm probably a wild animal," I thought, "Not a psychopath, definitely not a psychopath! But you're a creep!"
"I'm drunk! Not a creep!" The stranger shouted.
"You look like a classic drunk creep, holding a gun with them." I argued, "Now can we fight?"
I dodged a sloppy blow towards my face. The force behind the punch made it easy for me to push the stranger onto the ground and I stepped on him to make a point.
"Go home! Get sober!"
"Wait— are you that vigilante?"
I smiled, wanting to pull out my cat ears and tail. "That is I."
Showing myself as a cat right now wasn't possible, that would be an obvious link to who I was."There's been sightings," the stranger suddenly said, "I can't go to the heroes, they'll arrest me. Surely you can help!"
I stared down, slowly tilting my head. There seem to be bigger troubles then catnip headaches.
"Speak, drunken creep.""Children, young of age. First— no second street from the nearby high-school."
"Any more specific?"
"No, I have only heard of it."
"And it's no trap?"
"Why would I want to trap a wild animal psychopath, huh? You'd just escape and kill me."
"Good point," I nodded, "Because I probably would."
"Now go and investigate!"
"Okay okay," I stepped off the drunken guy, "But do head home, even for a drunken creep the night can be... treacherous!"
"Did you really just look for an expensive word to use?"
"I've gotta sound cool," I argued as I pulled down my hood a little, "I'll be off. Thank you for the intel!"
"Do help those kids. They make me want to weep."
The drunken guy stared off into space.
What a... drunk guy. That's the best insult I had been able to come up with.—
"Gotcha!" I pounced on a villain, "You know something—!"
"I'll tell you!" The villain stared up to me with a smirk, "I know that you're unusually cat like."
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(Dadzawa) I'm not a cat! (Cat quirk reader)
FanfictionWhere a vigilante finds herself in trouble. A quirkless kid with too much time on her hands finds herself in trouble. We all know how much our favourite father figure loves cats, what will happen now that our vigilante can't turn back? Have a great...