Ashton: Murder House
"No!" Ashton cried out, launching the pillow at the laptop screen. "Violet can't be dead!"
"Holy crackers I was not expecting that." You shook your head in disbelief at the screen.
"Violate are definitely my OTP." He put on a mock girls voice and did strange gestures with his hand, you looked at him with a disapproving grimace.
"Are you taking the piss?"
"Baby, would I?" he grinned causing you to give him a light slap across the chest. "If you died I would not let your body like that."
"Thanks?"
"Nah see, I'd preserve you in ice until one of us gets bitten by a spider or something and gets a superpower and I'd use my superpower to save you." He nodded as if he was the epitome of wisdom.
"Aw Ash, so romantic you're breaking my heart." You gushed.
"First though, I'd rub it in Michaels face that I have a superpower."
"Of course, has to be done." You agreed. Suddenly he climbed on top of you, his large body covering you and his warm breath fanning your face. "What are you doing? Sex comes after American Horror Story!" You flapped your hand on his chest to try and heave him off which was ultimately useless because he was a gigantic man.
"Don't know what it is, suddenly I'm all riled up." He breathed heavily into your hair, giving you a small shiver that ran down your arms.
"After seeing her dead body? Strange man." you moaned out lightly as his lips connected to your collar bone.
"What can I say? I just really ship Violate." He laughed and you gave into him, pushing the laptop off the bed and kissing him back.
Calum:
"Calum Hood get down now!" You yelled at him through tears of laughter. You were in your living room watching American Horror Story and Calum had taken to jumping on the table and singing the name game at the top of his voice.
"Calum! Calum Calum bo Balum, banana fana fo Falum, fee fy mo Malum, Caluuuuum!" He screamed out, twirling around on the table and waving his t shirt over his head as he danced. You were doubled over, clutching your ribs as you squealed with laughter. "Hey it says malum! Malum forever!" He cheered, busting out into the running man.
"C-cal stop I'm dying oh my god!"
"I will never stop! Now get up here woman and dance with me!"
"If I get up there we'll both fall off." You stood up, recovering from your bout of laughter.
"Shut up and dance with me!" He broke out into a rendition of Walk The Moon as he continued to dance before reaching out and grabbing your wrist to pull you up onto the table where you clutched onto him like you were holding on for your life.
He twirled you round and switched on the speaker system which began blaring out Bad Girls Club by Falling in Reverse and you ended up spending the rest of the episode of Asylum dancing in Calum's arms.
Michael: Coven
"Dude what the fuck!" Michael cringed at the screen. "Her sons came back from the dead and she's jacking him off!"
"Well, this shows pretty messed up."
"Not logical though. If my son came back from the dead I won't be like oh hey bro need a hand job?" You burst out laughing at his strange reasoning but he was getting ready for a serious rant.
"Why? Why'd she do that?" He gestured his hands at the TV in madness.
"Why are you asking me?"
"You made me watch this weird ass show Y/N!" And you nodded in defeat. "If that were my mum I'd bite her face off."
You frowned questionably at him. "You would bite off her face?"
"Yes. Poor guy." He sighed sadly. "Can we turn it off?"
"Michael why would we turn it off?"
"Its weird. I like weird shit but this is a little bit out of my limit."
"Are you using your own song lyrics?" You smirked at him.
"Its my right. Let's go have sex while we play Call of Duty." He suggested cheekily, running his cold hand up the length of your back.
"Only if you let me be on your team?"
"Deal." He smiled, placing a kiss on your nose and jumping out of bed to run to the Xbox. "Cmon Y/N, let's go go go!"
Luke: Freak Show
"Well now I'm just sad.." Luke sighed heavily as the little woman was murdered.
"She's so cute why would you kill her?" You said sadly, nudging your head into his chest and letting him wrap his arm around you.
"God damn you Thing from Fantastic 4, you had one job!" Luke muttered, throwing a teddy at the TV screen.
"I bet he'll get killed." You smiled sarcastically at the screen.
"He better or else me and those writers are going to be having a talk."
"I feel really sad now." You moped into his chest, encouraging him to kiss the top of your head.
"Don't be sad. You know what? I know something that will cheer you up." You could feel his grin.
"What?" You narrowed your eyes, knowing Luke this would be some awful joke.
"What do you call an alligator in a vest?" He sat up, making you look at him and you could see he was trying to hold back a laugh.
"I don't know."
"An investigator!" He burst out laughing, slapping his knee and practically rolling off the bed. You didn't say anything, simply shaking your head and rolling your eyes at him as he used his sleeve to wipe away a tear of laughter.
"Absolute lame-ass." You snickered, settling back into his chest.
