Ashton:
"Wowser, baby look at the stars!" Ashton slurred. You'd been out at a celebratory party for a friend at their lake house and Ashton had been drinking a few too many beers. Currently he was stood by the waters edge with his hands in the air, intensely watching the stars.
"Ash. Don't you want to come inside? Have some water? A bit of bread? Maybe come and lay down?" You suggested in a soft voice, walking over to him and trying to guide him back inside but he wasn't having any of it.
"Babe." He over pronounced the words. "I'm fineeeeeee." He giggled, throwing his head back to gaze up at the sky and you couldn't help but laugh, his giggle was incredibly adorable and when drunk it was irresistible.
"Okay then Ash, whatever you say. Just stay away from the water." You warned and he nodded absently, although you were sure he wasn't taking any notice of what you were saying. You suddenly heard a loud squeal of delight from Ashton and as you turned you saw him running to a tyre swing that hovered a few feet above the water. It hardly looked safe for a sober person, let alone a drunken idiot like Ashton. "Ash!" You called out to him but he paid no attention, starting to analyse how he could fit his overly tall body into the tyre swing. "Ashton Irwin! Don't you dare get into that swing!" You shouted it this time, but he turned his head to you and winked awfully before giving you an incredibly creepy smile and thumbs up and climbing onto the tyre swing.
You watched with your hands over you eyes as he used his feet to push the swing, drawing out a loud creek as it swung backwards and forwards slowly, gaining momentum. It creeked louder with every swing and Ashton was oblivious to it, laughing and waving his legs like a carefree child. You could do nothing but stand back and wait for the now inevitable fall.
As you predicted, there it was. There was almost a groan from the tree as the rope attached to swing finally broke, sending Ashton crying and falling into the cold water with a loud splash. It wasn't deep water, a foot at the most, so you just stood back and laughed as Ashton coughed and spluttered in the lake, whining and groaning about how stupid tyre swings were.
Calum:
As usual, Calum and Luke had been out drinking again but this time it was slightly different as you were all in hotel rooms. Management wanted to keep it hidden that you and Calum were dating so they'd put you in a room with Ashton and Michael, so fans wouldn't suspect anything. You knew Luke and Calum were back when there was a loud crash from the room across the hall and a large chorus of cheering from Calum, meaning Luke had probably crashed into something.
Ashton was already fast asleep but Michael was half under the cover playing an old Nintendo DS as you slept on the opposite side of the bed to him. The hotel had accidentally given you two double beds which meant someone had to share and since Michael was practically your brother you had no problem sharing with him. You tried to muffle a giggle as more commotion came from the room opposite and you heard Calum crow out in an awful British accent "Well, sailor! Where is my- " he stopped to burp loudly. "...girlfriend!" He finished with a flourish and there was a loud banging before Calum barged his way into the pitch black room. You and Michael quickly ducked down, trying to hide your laughter and pretending to be asleep. However the room was so dark you couldn't make out a thing so it wouldn't be long before Calum fell into something and broke it.
There was a muffled sound of blankets moving and bedsprings creaking which made you frown and just a few seconds later there was a high pitched scream from Ashton, making you jump. Ash quickly scurried to turn on the lamp and jump out of bed, only to reveal a very naked Calum who was sat with his hands over his modesty, looking very embarrassed.
"Cal! What are you doing?" Ashton cried out, trying to avoid making eye contact with Calum.
"I er.. Thought you were Y/N." Cal blushed, causing you and Michael to erupt into a fit of laughter. "I'll go... Back to my room..." He hung his head in shame and climbed out of bed, not taking care to cover the fact that he was butt naked. "Let's never speak of this." Calum muttered in shame, before walking out of the door and leaving you and Michael crying with laughter.
