Bumblestar: Hey, everyone, welcome to our new show, 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! Each episode we show a way for someone to die! Our test subject for all of these will be Millie since nobody actually likes her!
Millie: WHERE IS BRIARLIGHT?! OMG I HAVENT SEEN HER FOR FIVE SECONDS SHES GONNA DIE!
Bumblestar: Okay Millie, see the Grand Canyon over there? I just need you to jump off!
Millie: IS IT SAFE?!
Bumblestar: Uh...there's herbs that will cure Briarlight at the bottom!
Millie: FOR BRIARLIGHT AND NARNIA! *jumps off*
Bumblestar: Lol stupid she-cat.
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A/N: Bumblestar came straight from Bumblestripe's Insanity (Crazystar's book) and if you read it, you'll know that Bumblestripe(star) is a murderer. These are all his crazy tactics, shown here on 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! :D
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RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
