Bumblestar: Welcome to Episode Fifty on 101 Ways To Kill A Cat! GUYS WE ARE HALFWAY THROUGH WITH THIS BOOK! AFTER THAT I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRAZY YARPING ANYMORE YAY!
Millie: We must throw a party! RIGHT NOW
Bumblestar: Let's invite all the admins!
Millie: OKAY! Oh uhm..... What's their names again?
Bumblestar: Okay so there's Crazy, Fire, Bramble, Frawstypants, Whisper, Rio, Duskie, Blaze, Feather, Lightning, Warrior, Aqua and, and *burp* our newest little kibben, Annco!
Millie: *sends invitations*
Bumblestar: NOW WE WAIT!
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*Twenty-Three Days Later*
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*All the admins poof in*
Frawstypants: AW NOT HERE AGAIN DX
Rio: I actually like their creative ways.... How did they even get us in here anyways?
Bramble: Why. me. 0.0
Annco: Woaaaaaah this place is amazebals
Aqua: *eye tiwtsh* Is there a party I hear? *throws confetti*
Whisper: OML CAKE!!!!!!!
Duskie: I'm a cat I'm a cat I'm a cat!
Crazy: Bumblestar.. Where's your permit to inviting us here..
Feather: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO *jumps in punch bowl*
Lightning: *streaks across the stage* NOTICE ME!
Blaze: I'm a fireball. Dun dun dun dannadun dun dun tun dannadun FIREBALL
Feather: I'm a sushi roll.
Warrior: SUSHIS FOR LIFE
Millie: D: *horrified and dies from the admins hugging her*
Bumblestar: rip.
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
