Bumblestar: Welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill a Cat, the show that probably shouldn't be legal! Today, we're going to show Millie how to hunt a bear.
Millie: Will hunting the bear help Briarlight?
Littlecloud: Ahem. I can testify, as a real medicine cat, that hunting a bear will in fact help Briarlight because bears have magical healing powers in their saliva.
Millie: I NEED THAT BEARRRRRRR
Bumblestar: I can help you with that.
*In a dark, secluded place in the forest next to a giant cave*
Bumblestar: Okay, Millie, just pop in there and rip that bear apart! Remember to hop in its mouth so you can defeat it from the inside out.
Millie: *practically foaming at the mouth* FOR BRIARLIFHTTTHGFSYHGRGHFHREv *runs straight into the bear's den*
Bumblestar: And now, we wait.
Millie: SCREAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMmM-
Bumblestar: She's quiet! It's all over now...stupid she-cat. This conclude our ep-
*Millie emerges from the den, dragging the dead body of a bear*
Millie: RARRRGGHHHH *brandishes a vile of bear saliva*
Bumblestar: HOLY [CENSORED]
Littlecloud: *whispers* we didn't plan for this.
Bumblestar: What do we do?
Littlecloud: I say we enact Plan B.
Bumblestar: Got it. *gets out the Whacking Stick* Hey, Millie, this stick will...er...do something for Briarlight if you stand underneath it and don't move!
Millie: YEsssSSsSSSEESSS *runs underneath the stick*
Bumblestar: *uses the stick to whack Millie off of a cliff* There we go! That'll conclude this episode of 101 Ways to Kill a Cat, featuring Millie!
by firee (ps netflix is down send help)
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