Bumblestar: HELLO CATS OF THE WORLD, MY NAME IS BUMBLESTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL A CAT.
Longtail: *ear twitches.* Sorry, I can't hear you... could you speak a little louder?
Bumblestar: *ignores him.* I'M NOT SCREAMING FOR NO REASON - THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE THEME OF THIS CHAPTER.
Longtail: Seriously, what are you talking about! I want to know!
Bumblestar: WE'RE GOING TO KILL MILLIE WITH SOME REALLY ANNOYING NOISES. NOW, SO I DON'T GET HURT—AND I GUESS MILLIE'S SECRET ONE.
Mille's Secret One: I can hear you. Stop shouting.
Bumblestar: I CAN'T SAY YOUR NAME BECAUSE MILLIE WILL APPEAR AND DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY WEIRD AND MILDLY TERRIFYING. WE DON'T WANT THAT, DO WE?
Mille's Secret One: ...no?
Bumblestar: GOOD CHOICE.
After preparation.
Millie's Secret One: *wiggles from her bonds.* Call her name now.
Bumblestar: *stands in front of the giant speakers.* You do it.. I'm—I'm fixing something.
Millie's Secret One: *under her breath* He stopped yelling!!!!! *loudly.* MILLIE HELP ME
Bumblestar: *barely manages to dart behind the speaker as he puts in earplugs.*
Millie's Secret One: *also shoves in her earplugs.* HELP ME MILLIE
Bumblestar: *presses play.*
Speakers: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Millie: What's happening, my dear!
Millie's Secret One: *can't hear her mother.* HELP ME HELP ME
Millie: *starts untying her.* What is this song...
Speakers: *gets louder.* YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!
Millie: I'm saving you baby, calm down...
Speakers: *gets even louder.* A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF.
Millie: Ow, that's loud. Hurry up baby, er, run away.
Millie's Secret One: *can't hear anything.*
Speakers: YOU WON'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
Millie: *flinches.*
Speakers: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
Millie: *flinches again.*
Bumblestar: *laughs evilly.*
Speakers: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
Millie: *starts squirming.* MY EARS! MY EARS!
Speakers: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Millie: *sobbing.* Don't give up on me! Someone save me!
Speakers: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Millie: You've let me down with this horrible murder!
Speakers: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Millie: Briarlight, run.. leave me...
Speakers: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Millie: *starts crying.*
Speakers: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Millie: Goodbye, world. *dies*
Speakers: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
Bumblestar: *shuts off the speaker.* That was all a lie, Millie (:
By Rio ⛈
Yes, I did this all just to rickroll y'all (:
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
