Bumblestar: Hello young murderlings, welcome back to 101 Ways To Kill A Cat! Today-
Cloudtail: *incoherant laughing*
Bumblestar: Cloudtail! What are you doing here?
Cloudtail: oh, no reason, I just... saw... *continues laughing Aqua style*
Bumblestar: I know I'm HILARIOUS but why are you laughing like you've got something down your throat?
Cloudtail: because... because...
Bumblestar: SPIT IT OUT
Cloudtail: BECAUSE IT'S EPISODE SIXTY NINE *laughs more*
Bumblestar: Are you actually serious- wow -_-
Cloudtail: You know what we should do?
Bumblestar: Does it involve killing or irritating Millie/another cat from ThunderClan?
Cloudtail: aw ye, I think we should irritate ThunderClan with a good ol' fashion cringe off!
Bumblestar: with memes?
Cloudtail: You got it!
Bumblestar: fantastic idea, someone should make a book about memes and Clans, they should call it MemeClan
Cloudtail: That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard
Bumblestar: yeah you're right ONWARD
Bumblestar and Cloudtail leave for ThunderClan
Squirrelflight: How many cats should I take for dusk patrol?
Bramblestar: How about... twenty one?
Bumblestar: *rushes in dramatically* YOU STUPID
Cloudtail: *rushes in and falls over* NO I'M NOT
Squirrelflight: that is so outdated and old I think it rotted all my bones
*Squirrelflight dies from the cringe omg so cringe amirite up top*
Tigerheart: Dovewing, we really shouldn't be doing this
Dovewing: I know, but I had to tell you what you wanted to know
Tigerheart: Yes, of course. Well?
Dovewing: I... I'm not a Mary-sue
Bumblestar: *burst in dramatically* WHY THE MOUSEDUNG U LYIN
Cloudtail: *bursts in and falls over* STOP MOUSEDUNGING LYIN
Tigerheart: that physically hurts to hear
Dovewing: that was so awful I think my heart burst...
...
oh wait nevermind it can't because I'm a Mary-Sue
Tigerheart: *gasp* YOU LIAR
Bumblestar: What did I tell you?
Cloudtail: *sings* relationship counselling with Bumble and Cloud
*Tigerheart and Dovewing proceed to break up omg so cringe amirite up top*
Bumblestar: I think that's enough cringe for today
Cloudtail: Yeah, anymore and I might explode
*enter Millie*
Millie: Hey guys
*both Bumblestar and Cloudtail explode from the cringe omg so cringe amirite up top*
~jk about the MemeClan thing I love that book lol. Written by Hazel~
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
