Bumblestar: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode on 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! During this episode, to pass the time, I'll be telling you a story through means of rhyme.
Jafeather: That's really lame.
Brambleclaw: I'd like to play!
Jayfeather: Don't encourage him.
Bumblestar: This is the story of how we taught Millie to swim!
Jayfeather: No it isn't.
Bumblestar: I DON'T CARE
Brambleclaw: If you don't play along then it's not very fair.
Jayfeather: *Sighs* Fine, whatever.
Brambleclaw: Let's do this together!
Bumblestar: It was a night in late July, this was a night where Millie would die.
Brambleclaw: We gathered some tinder and we gathered some wood, we lit things on fire we poisoned some food, and through trial and error our patience wore thin, we gathered at Bumblestar's to decide where to begin.
Jayfeather: I'm pretty sure that describes all of your episodes.
Bumblestar: Be quiet Jayfeather or you'll interrupt our flow, out next plan of action was to decide where to go. We proposed a field trip to a cliff very high, and when we reached it we planned to push Millie from the sky.
Brambleclaw: We invited Millie with us and rented a plane, we boarded it together while Jayfeather called us insane. We took off promptly up into the air, and then we told Millie that Briarlight was down there.
Bumblestar: Millie leapt from the plane and fell from above, and it wasn't at all influenced by my gentle shove.
Brambleclaw: She fell to the ground and died within moments, to celebrate our success Bumblestar told us to clean away our fingerprints.
Jayfeather: We don't have fingers.
Bumblestar: Said Jayfeather, who doubted my plan, and later that day I accidentally hit him with my van.
Jayfeather: It was on purpose.
Brambleclaw: No it wasn't.
Bumblestar: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY STORY!
Millie: Hey guy's what's up?
Bumblestar: *Pulls out a gun and shoots millie in the head*
Jayfeather: OKAY WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Brambleclaw: Then Millie died, the end.
YOU CANNOT STOP THE FLOW
~Frost
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RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
