Bumblestar: *looks in the mirror* Wow I am so hawt!
Camera cat: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. I'm going to cut your salary if you keep acting up like this!
Bumblestar: NO! I NEED MY DAILY SALARY OF HAMBURGERS MADE FROM DEAD MILLIE MEAT D:
Camera cat: Then say your opening line!
Bumblestar: Fine *stares at camera* Hey everyone, and welcome to episode twenty-six of Gravity Falls!
Camera cat: NO! I CAN HEAR THE STOMPING! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!!!!
Angry Fangirls: WHY.... YOU.... DO.... THIS! MUST KILL THE LIARS D: D: D: D: D: D:
Briarlight: *hears stomping and grabs her Millie shield* Good luck guys!
Cloudtail: *hides behind a rotting stack of Millie hamburgers*
Angry Fangirls: *run over Millie*
Camera cat: NO! NO! NO!
Bumblestar: *peeks out from behind Millie hamburgers* What? We killed her. . . *nudges body*
Briarlight: *nods in agreement*
Camera cat: WE ALREADY KILLED HER BY RUNNING HER OVER!
Bumblestar: Oh yeah. . . sorry, fangirls. Now I won't cosplay as Mabel for you because the episode won't be aired.
Angry Fangirls: *turn on him with fire coming out of nostrils* YOU! MADE! A! PROMISE!
Camera cat: *grabs popcorn* This should be interesting. . .
Cloudtail: *nervously ducks behind his hamburgers*
Angry Fangirls: SHOW! US! YOUR! COSPLAY! OR! WE! KILL! YOU!
Cloudtail: I DON'T EVEN LIKE GRAVITY FALLS D:
Angry Fangirls: ATTACK! *charge at Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: *dies*
Millie: *is revived* HOW AM I SUCH A DEMON :D I CAN SAVE YOU, BRIARLIGHT!
Briarlight: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grows magical working legs and runs away from Millie*
Millie: I MUST SAVE MY DAUGHTER!
Blossomfall: I enjoyed your death >:D
Camera cat: Well, thanks for watching, I guess!
This wasn't SkillFrost, though everyone seems to like her better :'( Rio is going to cry in her emo corner and grow mushrooms now (reference bonus points?). . . -Rio
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
