Feather writing! Tell me how I do :D
Bumblestar: *speaks into microphone* Hello and welcome to episode 32 of 101 Ways To Kill Millie.
Camera Cat: Cut! *facepaw* Not this again. Bumblestar, it's a CAT. It's 101 Ways To Kill A CAT! Seriously, it can't be that hard to say the line properly.
Bumblestar: Fine. *rolls eyes* Welcome! This is 102 Ways To Kill A Cat.
Camera Cat: *shakes head vigorously* No, no, no, no, no. 101 Ways To Kill A Cat. Try again.
Bumblestar: Okay, I get it. Hi there and welcome to this episode of 101 Ways To Murder A Cat.
Camera Cat: THAT'S IT! NO MORE MILLIE MEAT FOR YOU!
Bumblestar: O.o WUT?! ME MUST CONSUME AT LEAST 100,000,000,000 MILLIE MEAT BURGERS PER HOUR IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.
Feather: *appears from nowhere* Same here, bruh.
Camera Cat: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?! STICK TO THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!
Feather: Me no like u. *evaporates*
Camera Cat: Good, she's gone. Now say the line correctly or you will never see a Millie meat burger ever again.
Bumblestar: FINEEEEEEEEEE. *clears throat and adjusts tie* Hello fans and welcome to episode 32 of 101 Ways To Kill A Cat. Today we will be killing everyone's least favorite cat, Millie, by shooting off missals-
Briarlight: *walk-drags in as fast as she can* B...Bumblestar... herd of elephants...coming here...
Bumblestar: *gets mad* WUT? That death by stampede wasn't supposed to be until episode 59! Who let them out?
Millie: *strolls in* Oh Briarbaby, I got you a few new pets because you're my favorite!
Bumblestar: Don't tell me...
Millie: I saw a caged herd of elephants and let them free! They're JUST for you. *grins*
Thundering footsteps sound
Everyone but Millie: AHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Millie: Do you like them, my Briarbaby- *get trampled by dozens of elephants*
Bumblestar: *is still running away* THAT'S IT FOR NOW, MILLIE-HATERS. SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE- AHHHHHHH!!!
Duskie is offended because Feather copied her intro.
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
SonstigesLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
