Bumblestar: Welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill A Cat! We've brought Blossomfall to help us out!
Blossomfall: Hai.
Bumblestar: So Blossomfall has promised to help us kill Millie today.
Blossomfall: *pulls out her phone and punches in some numbers*
Bumblestar: What are you doing? Who you gonna call?
Blossomfall: GHOSTBUSTERS! *laughs*
Bumblestar: THAT IS NOT FUNNY! I'M SERIOUS!
Blossomfall: Ugh, fine, you're no fun. I'm calling Millie to set her up. *dials number*
Bumblestar: Okay.
Blossomfall: Oh, hi Millie!
Millie: HAI IS THIS BRIARLIGHT?!
Blossomfall: Uh, yeah, it is. I need you to do something for me or I'm going to die!
Millie: OH NO YOU CAN'T DIE YOU'RE MY ONLY IMPORTANT KIT I'LL DO ANYTHING MY DEAREST!
Blossomfall: *eyes narrowed* Shut yourself in a freezer for a week and don't come out at all, please it's urgent!
Millie: OKAY OF COURSE MY BABY PRECIOUS! I WILL GO DO THAT RIGHT AWAY! BE CAREFUL! DON'T BREATHE TOO HARD OR YOUR LUNGS MIGHT EXPLODE! *hangs up*
Blossomfall: ...
24 hours later...
Bumblestar: And Millie has frozen to death! *shows ice-covered body to the audience*
*a random tractor rolls out of nowhere*
Crazystar: *laughing maniacally* VROOM VROOM!
Bumblestar: That tractor is probably not yours!
Crazystar: I stole it from a farm I'm sure they don't mind :D *runs over Millie's body a few times*
Bumblestar: Are you happy now?
Crazystar: NOPE! *grins evilly and turns the tractor toward the audience, who watch her nervously*
Bumblestar: HEY DON'T TAKE OUT THE AUDIENCE WE NEED THEM!
Crazystar: I like the audience :D I was planning to take out you *backs up the tractor*
Bumblestar: *dives out of the way and narrowly avoids getting run over by the tractor* HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Crazystar: You didn't invite me to help with this episode, and I'm much better at being evil then you.
Bumblestar: ...I'm just going to run away now...
A/N: Crazystar here writing this chapter! :) Hope you guys enjoyed!
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RastgeleLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
