Bumblestar: Hello, and welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill A Cat! Today, we have a simple but very fun scenario, and we also have Crazystar back as a special guest.
Crazystar: Death! Death! Death! :DDDDDDDD
Bumblestar: Well, it looks like Crazystar is very excited.
Crazystar: Always :D Although I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Bumblestar: Okay, well, I'm just going to try to get Millie to take a drink of something.
Crazystar: My favorite drink is redrum :D
Bumblestar: That's in every episode. Anyhow, MILLIE!
Millie: IS BRIARLIGHT OKAY?!
Bumblestar: Well, she says she's very thirsty, so I got her some water. Can you take it to her?
Millie: Of course I can! HURRY OR ELSE BRIARLIGHT MIGHT DIE OF DEHYDRATION!!!
Bumblestar: Yeah, just before you take it, try the water to make sure it's good enough for Briarlight. We wouldn't want her water to taste bad.
Millie: Okay *drinks the water* *begins choking and having a seizure*
Bumblestar: Cyanide is so fun.
Crazystar: I agree! :D
Bumblestar: Well, that's all for now, I need to leave the area. I'm a bit nervous. Crazystar's mixture of household cleaners over there looks hazardous.
Crazystar: Don't worry :D It'll only create chlorine gas and toxic chloramine vapors.
Bumblestar: o.O ...Right, I'm out of here.
A/N: It's Crazystar here! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!
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