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Bumblestar: Another way to kill a cat we hate, the Mille!
Background character: Not everyone hates Mille!
Bumblestar: Could I kick him off the crew?
Background character: Noooo I need the money.
Bumblestar: Then shut it.
Background character: *is silent*
Bumblestar: Back to the show, let's NOT welcome, Mille.
Mille: Hi
Bumblestar: So today we will be eating fresh-kill. *gives a bunch of fresh-kill*
Mille: How did you get so much fresh-kill? This would be great for Briarlight.
Bumblestar: *facepaw* Take one piece.
Mille: Then give it to Briarlight?
Bumblestar: *facepaw* No, eat it
Mille: But Briarlight.
Bumblestar: Don't "but" me
Mille: Fine *takes small shrew* Does Briarlight get some too?
Bumblestar: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! Now eat the prey.
Mille: *sees sparkles around it* Is it safe?
Bumblestar: Of course *kitty eyes*
Mille: *eats the sparkly prey*
Bumblestar: *watches*
Mille: Mmmm it's so good. May I give some to Briarlight?
Bumblestar: YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DIE!
Mille: What?
Bumblestar: *grabs katana and slashes Mille*
Mille: *is dead* X.X
Mille: *respawns*
Bumblestar: &$¥€%£¥#£$&$
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
