Bumblestar: Hello minions and welcome to another episode of Claw Wars!
Camera cat: *facepaw*
Bumblestar: ANNNNYWAY, Let us kill Millie!
Millie: *randomly spawns* *talks VERY quickly* HEY GUYS WHATS UP HOWS IT GOING HI
Bumblestar: O.o
*cricket*
*cricket*
*cricket*
Bumblestar: *slowly backs away* I'll just be a minute... *races away*
Mille: Where's Briarlight. BRIARLIGHT BABY WHERE ARE YOU BABY
Briarlight: *1837452746254728459673 miles away* *on a beach* *wearing sunglasses and drinking a coconut drink*
Millie: BRIAAAARLIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME TO ME BABY BEFORE YOU DIE
Millie: OH NO I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH MY ONLY CHILD FOR 0.27362636364 SECONDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
Bumblestar: *comes back with a chainsaw and flamethrower and many other dangerous weapons*
Bumblestar: *sees Millie* Oh I guess I won't need these *boom* *crash*
Millie: *respawns* HI
Bumblestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*rumble*
*rumble*
*rumble*
Bumblestar: MILLE SHALL NOT PASS
*starts raining rainbows*
*starts raining puppies*
*starts raining Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: >:(
*starts raining cookies*
*starts raining waffles*
*starts raining pop tarts*
Millie: *looks up*
*everything hits her at once, including a shrieking and clawing Tigerstar*
Millie: *dies of perfection*
Bumblestar: Wait... I did that? I-- what?
Brambleclaw: *shrugs*
Bumblestar: NOOOO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SHRUG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BAD BRAMBIE
Brambleclaw: Yes master O.o *backs away*
Bumblestar: Well that's all for this episode!
Moon had fun making this. Moon also thanks, warriorcatsgirl777 and SkyDragonBlade for ideas. ;)
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