Bumblestar: Welcome, Millie, death, vault, etcetera, etcetera. Have I covered everything?
Brambleclaw: *Gives him thumbs-up sign with his tiny paws*
Bumblestar: *Attempts to give thumbs-up back*
Brambleclaw: *Starts waving his arms*
Bumblestar: *Waves arms back*
Jayfeather: You two are doing something incredibly stupid, I can feel it.
Bumblestar: *Sits back down* ...RIGHT. THIS EPISODE, LASERS!
Briarlight: *Yawns*
Brambleclaw: *Shoves Briarlight into cluster of bushes*
Bumblestar: MILLIE, QUICKLY!
Millie: *Bursts into studio* WHAT'S HAPPENING? IS BRIARLIGHT OKAY?
Bumblestar: Briarlight's fine, but the briar light's been stolen!
Millie: NOT THE BRIAR LIGHT!
Bumblestar: Yes, the briar light! And the only way to get it back is through this large, daunting, laser-filled vault bank!
Millie: I WILL BREAK INTO IT TO RETRIEVE THE BRIAR LIGHT!
Bumblestar: *Opens vault door*
Millie: *Dashes inside*
*Muffled lasering noises*
Jayfeather: What even is "the briar light"?
Bumblestar: It's just the briar light.
Jayfeather: Is it actually a light..?
Bumblestar: Well, we couldn't exactly bring back the entire briar light.
Jayfeather: ...So what did you bring back?
Bumblestar: The left leg.
Jayfeather: What?
Brambleclaw: WAIT, BUT YOU TOLD ME TO GET THE RIGHT LEG!
Bumblestar: No, I said the left leg was the right one.
Brambleclaw: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
Bumblestar: You brought the right leg?
Brambleclaw: I THINK?!
Bumblestar: How could you possibly not know which leg you brought back?
Brambleclaw: IT HAD TWO LEFT LEGS!
Bumblestar: So what did you bring back?
Brambleclaw: WELL I THOUGHT THE RIGHT LEFT LEG WOULD BE THE RIGHT ONE!
Jayfeather: Should the vault be smoking like that?
Bumblestar: BRAMBLECLAW, THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
Brambleclaw: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!
Bumblestar: YOU BROUGHT THE WRONG LEG!
Brambleclaw: NO, I BROUGHT THE RIGHT LEG!
Bumblestar: EXACTLY!
Jayfeather: Guys-
Bumblestar: BRAMBLECLAW WHY ARE YOU LETTING JAYFEATHER INTERRUPT US?
Brambleclaw: IF YOU LIKE JAYFEATHER SO MUCH, ASK HIM TO GET THE RIGHT LEG NEXT TIME!
Bumblestar: LEFT LEG. I NEEDED TO LEFT LEG.
Jayfeather: I don't think-
*Vault explodes*
*Momentary silence*
Bumblestar: ...This is because you brought the right leg.
Brambleclaw: No, it's because I brought the wrong one.
Bumblestar: The right one was the wrong one.
Millie: *Respawns* HEY GUYS WHAT'S THAT? *Dies of smoke inhallation*
Jayfeather: Can I go home now?
Bumblestar: No, firt you need to bring me the right leg.
Brambleclaw: I brought you the right leg!
Bumblestar: NOW YOU'RE JUST CONFUSING ME!
Millie: *Respawns* HEY GUYS WHAT'S THAT? *Dies of smoke inhallation*
Jayfeather: *Sighs and trudges off*
Bumblestar: Y'know what, next time just bring the eye.
Brambleclaw: The left eye?
Bumblestar: ANY EYE.
Millie: *Respawns* HEY GUYS WHAT'S THAT? *Dies of smoke inhallation*
Bumblestar: I guess that concludes episode eighteen-
Millie: *Respawns* HEY GUYS WHAT'S THAT? *Dies of smoke inhallation*
Bumblestar: What's happening?
Camera cat: Sir, you appear to have torn the fabric of space and time.
Bumblestar: Huh. Do we get bonus point for that?
Millie: *Respawns* HEY GUYS WHAT'S THAT? *Dies of smoke inhallation*
Bumblestar: I'VE BROKEN MILLIE
Brambleclaw: Is this because I brought the wrong right leg?
Bumblestar: SHUT UP BRAMBLECLAW
A/N:
'Twas four nights before Christmas, and all through the account
Not an admin was stirring, especially Frost
who could not rhyme.
~SkillFrost
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
