Blaze: Hey guys! I have a new idea for a way to kill Millie! Look at this!
*Blaze magics Millie and all her kids to a large Roman stadium. In it are lots of tigers and stuff*
Millie: OMG Briarlight don't panic! I'll save you!!!!
*Millie grabs Briarlight and shoves her behind her*
Briarlight: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING
Millie: Hush, just let me deal with this
Briarlight: No I've had enough of you always getting in my way!
Bumblestripe: Hey Blossomfall, do you think Millie even remembers that we are here?
Blossomfall: No
Briarlight: Guys, I'm so over Millie!
*Pulls out a large knife*
Briarlight: I'm so done with this!
*Stabs at Millie, but Millie notices and pushes the knife away from her neck*
Millie: Briarlight, darling, what are you doing?
*Stabs again but misses*
Briarlight: Help, Brother! You too, Sister!
*All three of the cats jump in with knives and start stabbing Millie*
Briarlight: DIE CAESAR, DIE! I mean, uh, DIE MOM DIE
Graystripe pops out from behind a bush.
Graystripe: YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE SILVERSTREAM YOU WORTHLESS!
*joins in with the stabbing*
And then all of the big cats in the stadium come and stab Millie with their claws to help and in the end Millie has exactly 23 knife wounds.
Briarlight: Well that was fun! Who wants ice cream?
*Every cat in the room raises a paw*
Briarlight: Yay! Lets go!
- Fin -
Well, I tried. Thanks to Featherfrost_ for updating Episode 28 for me :3 You da best. Also I took her suggestion :3
~Blaze
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