Bumblestar: Welcome back to another episode of 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! Starring Millie! *mutters* ..Yet I've no idea how she keeps reviving after all these deaths.... ~Millie shouts: I HEARD THAT~ *sigh* and a few of the CG admins!
Millie: -.- Why are THEY here?! Isn't it MY show?!!??
Bumblestar: Honestly! Have you even SEEN the Username yet?
Millie: Yes! It says the MillieGrandmas
Bumblestar: Okay keep dreaming..
:Crazy suddenly poofs in:
Crazy: Huh? What... WHERE AM I.
Bumblestar: Welcome to 101 Ways To Kill a Cat!
:Audience Applauds and screeches:
Random Person: GIMME YOUR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOWWW *flails hands*
Crazy: .........................................Uh....................No.
Millie: *glares furiously at Crazy*
Crazy: What? What is it Milkie?
Millie: THATS JUST IT! EVERYONE CALLS ME MILKIE! WE ARE -NOT- GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN DX
:Aqua and Whisper suddenly poof in and land on Millie, squishing her:
Millie: *screams before dying*
Aqua: Uh. Has anyone seen the tacos?
Whisper: I could've sworn I was just on a cloud.....
Millie: *is dead*
Whisper: Oh I guess I still am *pats Millie's fwubbeh body*
Bumblestar: YOU MURDERED MY MOM >:O not that I care of course........
Crazy: Where's the exit? :D
Bumblestar: Okay are you ready?
Crazy: For what ._.
Bumblestar: to hear how to get out
Crazy: YES
Bumblestar: Okay..... If you wish...... Go straight to the left of the audience, there's a door there, open it, go left, go left again then right, take two more rights and then left once more then keep going straight until you see Nyan cat then go right one more time.... Then there's the exit!
Crazy: Got it! *flees out of the door before crashing into a window* don't.. Got... It
:Bramble, Duskie, Frawst, and Moon pop in:
Duskie: Oh great not again.
Moon: Huh....
Frawst: BRAMBLE
Bramble: FRAWSTY
Whisper: NO.
Bumblestar: I think we should end this episode here!
Aqua: BUT WE JUST GOT HERE
Duskie: *falls asleep*
Bumblestar: *screams and runs* YES WE ARE ENDING THE EPISODE HERE! SECURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
That was.... Interesting
~Aqua
That was sorta-not-kinda-like me.
~ Duskie
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
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