Bumblestar: Welcome! Today, we're going to be doing an episode for all those PJ fans out there!
Duskie: *is watching through cameras from a basement while eating donuts* Oh, yes.
Bumblestar: Let's get started! *drags Millie onto stage*
Millie: What's going-
Bumblestar: Now let's hop on a Jeep to the Underworld! *throws Millie into trunk, jumps into driver's seat, and drives to the River Styx*
Millie: *muffled noises*
Bumblestar: *takes Millie out of trunk* We're here at the River Styx, and is it a wonderful place! Can you hear those screams of agony, Bobjoe?
Director: That's not my name, you-
Bumblestar: Ah, yes, Bobjoe, I enjoy them too. Alright, so let's give Millie here a little dip in the water! *wraps up Millie in duct tape cocoon, attaches fishing line to Millie's tail, and casts line into water*
Millie: *muffled screams*
Bumblestar: Right, that should be enough! *pulls out Millie* Let's get back to our base! *snaps fingers and teleports to base with Millie* We're back* *confused look spreads across face* Oh, no, Bobjoe, looks like I forgot your-
Director: MY JEEEEEEP! *runs away screaming into distance*
Assistant Director: *settles into Director's chair* Right, right, go on.
Bumblestar: Uh...alright. Let's continue. Here's a table! *throws Millie on table* My sister, Blossomfall! Come!
Blossomfall: *walks into room with an evil look on face*
Bumblestar: Muahahaha! Are you ready for this, my sister?
Blossomfall: Oh yes. I've waited so long.
Bumblestar: *jealous look* I envy you. I already know where her Achille's Heel is.
Blossomfall: *smug face*
Bumblestar: *grumbles* Alright, let's get on with it. *hands Blossomfall needle* You may begin.
Blossomfall: *advances*
Millie: *makes muffled noises and tries to shake head but can't because of duct tape*
Blossomfall: *begins to poke around(literally) to try to find Achille's Heel*
Millie: *starts screaming through duct tape*
*3 hours later*
Blossomfall: *sticks needle into tail*
Millie: *screams and disintegrates*
Blossomfall: Found it!
Bumblestar: *jerks awake* Wha-no! I missed it! Ugh. *angry face* Anyways, thanks for watching. Hope you had fun. Yay. *turns to Blossomfall* Now to deal with you for taking away my moment of glory...
Millie: *respawns* Hey!
Bumblestar and Blossomfall: *share look*
Bumblestar: Might as well do it again. You take her to the river this time.
Blossomfall: Okay.
~The End~ *flourish* By da amazing Duskie.
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