101 Ways To Kill A Cat

Episode Forty-Five

Rio: Welcome back to 101 Ways to Kill a Cat! We are 5 episodes away from being basically halfway done, so yay. . ?

Bumblestar: That's not a yay -_____- That means that in 56 episodes, I won't exist anymore.

Rio: Shut up. That's basically a year away anyways -_-

Bumblestar: </3 Not cool, Rio.

Rio: Are you describing me :D

Bumblestar: Yes, now just start the episode.

Rio: Fiiiine.

Rio: *in an overly cheery voice* Today we are going to murder the not-so-amazing Millie.

Bumblestar: That's booooooooooring! Why can't I murder, like, Firestar or something?

Rio: Why does everyone hate Firestar anyways? He's not that bad, just a little "I must stick my nose into everybody's business".

Bumblestar: But I want to kill someone.

Rio: You can kill Frost.

Bumblestar: . . . Why?

Rio: Because she's a dirty thief :D

Bumblestar: Why. . .

Rio: BECAUSE I AM THE ONE AND ONLY INCORPORATED AND SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO STEAL MY TITLE!

Bumblestar: Can I kill Firestar too?

Rio: *tosses him a grenade* Whatever floats your boat, as long as Frost Incorporated is destroyed.

Some time later. . . 

Bumblestar: Guess what, Rio?

Rio: What.

Bumblestar: You're supposed to guess!

Rio: Since when does anyone guess when they're asked that?

Bumblestar: Rio, quit passive-aggressively writing about random stuff in your chapters. Now, just guess and I'll tell you.

Rio: Pumpkin spice oreos are on sale this week.

Bumblestar: Haha, nope. Firestar actually works for the copycat company Frost Incorporated!

Rio: Sweet! Just use your grenade to kill them :3 There probably a boarding meeting or something. . . who knows what Frost does in her free time?

Bumblestar: I think she sucks out souls or something. 

Rio: So, about that grenad—

Bumblestar: Do you have a second one? Maybe two will work better than one. . .

Rio: No, if you throw two grenades, they will only blow up each other.

Bumblestar: How does that work?

Rio: Uh, physics.

Bumblestar: 0.0

Rio: I steal these from the US government. They disable if you throw multiple ones. It's a precaution thing. It will also alert the government of our location.

Bumblestar: Rio, that makes zero sense, and you're going to get arrested.

Rio: Then I'll take a grenade out of my b—

Bumblestar: Okay, so about that grenade! 

Rio: You lost it didn't you.

Bumblestar: I did.

Rio: *tosses him a new one*

Bumblestar: Tank you.

Rio: Now, go kill Frost and Firestar so the world can go round :P

Bumblestar: Kay *trots away, toward Frost Incorporated* 

Some more time later. . .

Bumblestar: *knocks on the door of Frost Incorporated* Is anyone home?

Firestar: *opens the door; peeks his head out; expression turns from curiosity to disgust* Bumblestar? Why are you here. . .

Bumblestar: *holds out gift basket* I have a present for Frost!

Firestar: Shhhhh. . .*glances around stealthily* We're not allowed to say the Great Overlord's name.

Bumblestar: Uh, well then can you take me up to see the Great Overlord?

Firestar: *nods* Sure, just follow me *pads toward staircase*

After some walking.

Bumblestar: Does this, uh, end?

Firestar: It's pretty tall. . . only five more floors.

Bumblestar: *sighs*

Five floors later.

Firestar: *stops in front of a small door* We're here.

Bumblestar: How should I even get it? *eyes tiny door* This is way too small. 

Firestar: *chuckles* How do you think Frost gets in? *takes a big breath; takes a few steps back; starts running.

Bumblestar: You're going to hit the wal—

Firestar: *rams into the wall; it bursts open.*

Bumblestar: *chucks a grenade in and starts running.

After five floors.

Bumblestar: Why hasn't there been an explosion? I should. . . check. *climbs back up.

Five more floors later.

Frost and Firestar: *are staring at the unexploded grenade* 0.0 *both glance at Bumblestar*

Bumblestar: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR! *runs off the stairs and falls down; he faceplants and dies*

Rio: Well, uh, we killed something. Yay! Hope you enjoyed, and goodbye.