Let Bumblestar show you how.
A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
Bumblestar: Yello! Welcome to 101 Ways to Kill a Cat for the eighty-fourth time. a-AaaaNnd we have a special guest to take over the show while I just.... *falls out of chair* the buzz got to me again.... sNIGGLE.. bumbleie bees... aw yea
Lionblaze: Alrighty. Well then. Apparently someone can't keep down their catnip. Anyways, I'm Lionblaze. The best guest here you'll ever see. And you know why?
Audience: Why?
Lionblaze: You should already know. Wait is this even on? *taps camera*
Camera: *blink, blink*
Lionblaze: Okay, now that that's sorted out.. OMl oh EM like GEE it keeps turning off *slappadaps the camera*
Camera: *blink blink* that was very rude of you.
Lionblaze: Now all of you twoleg folks out there must know- Wait. Did that thing just .. *squints*
Camera: keck u. u ballsy bum jerk
Lionblaze: I have something to tell you. This show should become 101 Ways to Kill a Camera. Y'all agree?
Audience: No? ayes! ayes! ayes! no! ya!
Lionblaze: I'll take that as a maybe... Did you know it took me 20 minutes to log in to wattpad. it really sucked. and now I have super long nails rn and I can't type guys. Oh wait is that Lionblaze speaking or me? wait who's me.. Aqua...? could it bEeEeEeEeEeeEeeeEeEeEEeeEEeEeeEeeeEEE?
Lionblaze: Anyways . the pudding rlly got me as you can see I'm the only spicy boy around *holds up a rlly hot pic*
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BRIARLIGHT. WHERE IS BRIARLIGHT.
Lionblaze: What the-
Briarlight: ugh. mom. u forgot to plunge the stupid toilet again!!!! I can't even have a decent pep time without splashy toilet water flying at me!/!-!!-!/:!!3!3 r r !3!4!!5!!!#!}!#!#!#\£!!#!
Millie: OMG BRIARLIGHT IM SO SORRY OK ILL GET THE PLUNG THING RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW. DONT WORRY SWEETIE
Blossomfall: *struts in very bishily* ugh. rude.
Lionblaze: Hey! Guys? Were you authorized to be on the show today?
Bumstar: wOoOoHOO.. oh Ggusy... I'm akajwae IM AWAKE AGAIN FISHES. mmamamamam mama mi ya it'sa millieriA witha briarialighta anda blossomiafalla
Millie: WHO IS BUMSTAR?
Bumstar: Bumstar? there is no Bumstar
Millie: YOUR NAME TAG SAYS BUMSTAR U SILLY DOG
Bumstar: It should say Bumblestar! I swear.. if Aqua is messing with the name tags again...... *shakes paws furiously*
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Millie: DIES BECAUSE BRIARLIGHT KNOCKED OVER THE TOOTHBRUSHES AGAIN
