Bumblestar: Hello and welcome, today we have a new contestant ready to die!
Mille: Not another one.
Bumblestar: Meet Firestar!
Firestar: Hello and I'm Firestar. If you don't know me then let me tell you about myself. I used to be a kittypet names Rust-
Bumblestar: SHHHHHHHHHH
Firestar: Why you be so rude?
Bumblestar: Today we are going to pin Firestar onto the dart wheel.
Firestar: YAY
Bumblestar: So the first step to making a dart wheel is to find a cat that you hate
Firestar: You don't hate me right? I'm the leader of ThunderClan and I like leading and being awesome
Bumblestar: We don't need your opinion.
Firestar: Okay!
Bumblestar: *makes Firestar into a dart wheel*
Firestar: Do I just hang around here?
Bumblestar: Duh!
Mille: I wanted this to be my chapter though!
Bumblestar: Nope
Mille: You are so mean.
Firestar: Are you going to do anything to me? I could tell you about how I met ThunderClan.
Bumblestar: SHHHHHHHHHHH
Mille: I'm bored
Bumblestar: Go leave this I need to shoot Firestar.
Mille: *leaves*
Bumblestar: *grabs darts*
Firestar: *rolls his eyes*
Bumblestar: *shoots Firestar*
Firestar: *explodes*
Bumblestar: Yay he died, I thought he had one more life or something
Firestar: Yo
Bumblestar: *fires AK-47 at Firestar*
Firestar: *falls onto the ground and dies*
Bumblestar: Hooray. Now we just need to kill Mille next time, but until then!
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Whisper here with another chapter for killing cats. I just added Firestar to kill. Yay me!
P.S. I kept spelling Bumblestar like Bumbletar XD
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
