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Crowd: 101 WAYS TO KILL A CAT
Bumblestar: Exactly! So today we have four contestants for the new game where they have to answer to my trivia questions or they will be dropped into the water!
Random cat: THAT DOESN'T SEEM DANGEROUS ENOUGH!
Bumblestar: My my we have a tough crowd to please today. Let's up the risks!
Crowd: LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVA LAV-
Random cat: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Crowd: *stares the cat down*
Random cat: *shivers*
Bumblestar: *stares for a while and doesn't speak for a few seconds* Well then, we have our constestant right here! Let's welcome our first contestant, Mille!
Mille: *waves paw to the crowd and then sits into a tank*
Bumblestar: We also have Firestar! The leader of ThunderClan!
Firestar: *runs onto the stage wearing sunglasses*
Bumblestar: Next is Rainflower! The mother to Crookedstar and Oakheart!
Rainflower: *walks onto the stage skipping*
Bumblestar: Last, but definitely the least, we have Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: *runs onto the stage*
Bumblestar: Now that we have every cat in their own tanks now I shall ask the questions. For Rainflower, did you really think that you could just ditch your kit, Crookedkit just because he got an injury that made him not look as normal?
Rainflower: To be honest, yes I thought I could ditch him, but I still loved him. He was my son, of course, I would love him.
Crowd: LIES! DUNK DUNK DUNK DUNK
Bumblestar: Thanks for participating, Rainflower. *hits switch for Rainflower's tank*
Rainflower: byeeeeeeeeee
Bumblestar: So, Firestar, you are next! Your question is are you a mary sue?
Firestar: I have so many flaws, what are you even talking about
Bumblestar: That sounds incorrect! *flicks switch*
Firestar: I hate you Bumblestar!
Bumblestar: So who else should I pick on? Tigerstar, why were you power hungry?
Tigerstar: Ummmm I don't remember, but it's because my dad gave up his warrior life to become a kittypet so I despise all of the kittypets near ThunderClan and I wanted to be the best.
Bumblestar: Sounds boring! Bye Tigerstar *flicks switch and both Mille and Tigerstar's tank bottom opened up to lava*
Tigerstar: Hmmph you suck, Bumblestar.
Mille: I didn't even get to explain my storyyyyy!
Bumblestar: Well, oops, didn't know that. Well, no one won this trivia game this time. Maybe next time, but for now this episode ends here. See you later! *curtain falls while Bumblestar is waving*
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I hope you enjoyed this new episode. Now I should sleep since it's 2:41 am EST lol. I'll see ya later! If there are any mistakes I may have missed (cause I'm tired and not thinking) please tell me. Thanks!
~Whisper
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
