Bumblestar: WELCOME BACK :D Today, with a suggestion from JayFairytail, Millie shall face off with some Pokemon— *stops speaking and stares down at his notecards* SINCE WHEN DID WE CROSS FANDOMS?
Briarlight: I came in like a wrecking ball. . .. *swings past Bumblestar*
Bumblestar: *dodges her* WHAT THE FOX?
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Bumblestar: *takes out a Pokeball; presses the button* Go! Briarlight!
Briarlight: Briarlight Briar Light Light Briar! :D
Bumblestar: Did you not read page ten of the terms and conditions?
Briarlight: Briarlight?
Bumblestar: *le facepalm* Briarlight! Return!
Millie: *runs into clearing* DID YOU JUST RETURN MY BABY BRIARLIGHT D:
Bumblestar: *stares at her* Yes. . ?
Millie: *Faints*
Briarlight: *breaks out of Pokeball to scream with victory*
Bumblestar: Good job! Reading page eleven of terms and conditions shows that if Millie is injured, then you are allowed to 'break free'.
Briarlight: Briar Briar Briar!
Bumblestar: Good. Now we shall fight, my amazing Briarlight!
Millie: *jumps to her paws* I WILL BATTLE FOR MY DAUGHTER!
Bumblestar: Fine. You have one year to train a team.
One year later. . .
Bumblestar: I'M THE POKEMON MASTER OF THUNDERCLAN!
Millie: AND I HAVE A RATTATA!
Bumblestar: Go! Briaramazingswagsoswagispeakbinarybecauseitsallowdeinmytermsandconditions!
Briarlight: *is unleashed* 01110111 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 01100010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101101 01100001 01111010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01101110 01100101 01110011 01110011 00101110!
Bumblestar: YEAH :D USE SOLAR BEAM!
Briarlight: 01101001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 00111010 00110011 *uses solar beam. 'misses' and hits Millie*
Bumblestar: *fake voice* Oh. No! The. Evil. Millie. Has. Perished!!
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