Bumblestar: Welcome back everyone to 101 Ways to kill a cat, the show where Millie is killed repeatedly for no apparent reason! This episode: Heights!
Jayfeather: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! *Trying to balance on a tiny rock on the side of a cliff*
Bumblestar: *Sitting calmly in helicopter chair* I don't know why you're so scared, you're blind.
Jayfeather: THAT MAKES IT WORSE
Bumblestar: Huh. Hadn't though of that. BRAMBLECLAW DO YOU HAVE THE OREOS?
Brambleclaw: *Carefully laying a trail of oreos towards the edge of the cliff* YES!
Bumblestar: Okay. Release the Briarlight!
Briarlight: *Starts eating the oreos like a vacuum cleaner*
Bumblestar: Jayfeather, you're up!
Jayfeather: *Hugs side of cliff* MILLIE, BRIARLIGHT'S ABOUT TO FALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF!
Millie: *Millie senses activate* BRIARLIGHT'S IN TROUBLE *Runs at top speed up the cliff, defying all laws and gravity of physics*
Briarlight: Hi Millie! *Stuffing face with oreos*
Millie: Nevermind, she's fine! *Remembers how logic works* *Falls off the side of the cliff*
Briarlight: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY ME COOKIES! NOOOOOO
Millie: *Muffled yell* I'm fine!
Brambleclaw: *Removes twig holding up pile of giant boulders*
*Boulders roll of cliff and land on Millie*
Bumblestar: ...And that concludes our fun albeit short episode of 101 Ways to kill a cat! See you next time!
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