Frostfire: Hello everyone! Frost here, with a special chapter for all of you readers out there. You see, thirteen is my favorite number, so I've decided to do a chapter composed completely of bloopers and outtakes for previously published chapters! Enjoy!
-Episode 1-
Bumblestar: How do I turn this... I don't...
*Camera flashes*
Bumblestar: WHA *Trips and falls into grand canyon*
-Episode 2-
Bumblestar: I should really get an assistant.
Millie: I CAN BE YOUR ASSISTANT
Bumblestar: *Evil grin* Sure, sure. I need you to get me a cup of lava from a volcano.
Millie: OKAY *Disappears*
Bumblestar: Hopefull she'll-
Millie: *Returns with cup of lava* HERE YOU GO!
Bumblestar: ...You know what, I'm just going to drown you.
-Episode 3-
Bumblestar: Oh no, Millie! Briarlight's dying of starvation!
Millie: OMG WHAT?!?!?!
Bumblestar: The only way y can svmhmh...
Millie: ...
Bumblestar: LINE?
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Bumblestar: Oh no, Millie! Briarlight's dying of starvation!
Millie: OMG YES
Bumblestar: What?
Millie: SHE CHEATED AT GO FISH LAST NIGHT
Bumblestar: ....LINE PLEASE?
-Episode 4-
Bumblestar: WHERE IS THE CHAINSAW?
Camera cat: We couldn't get one without a license...
Bumblestar: *Throws cardboard box at him* GET ME A CHAINSAW YOU MORON
Camera cat: I don't think it's a great idea-
*Much later*
Bumblestar: *Standing on top of a pile of dead Millies* I DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE EITHER. RUN IT AGAIN!
Millie: *Respawns*
-Episode 5-
*Trees on fire, everyone screaming*
Bumblestar: CAMERA CAT, YOU MESSED IT UP
Camera cat: I apologize sir, but-
Bumblestar: *Breaks logic* *Fills buck with fire* *Pours fir on Millie*
Millie: *Running and yowling in terror*
Bumblestar: QUICKLY, START RECORDING!
*Camera catches on fire*
-Episode 6-
Bumblestar: *Giggling uncontrollably and making catnip angels*
Millie: Ooh, catnip!
Bumblestar: MY PRECIOUS *Hisses*
Millie: *Flees*
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Leafpool: Hey Bumblestar-
Bumblestar: NO.
Leafpool: Hollyleaf, is Bumblestar-
Hollyleaf: NO!
Bumblestar: *Stuffs face with catnip and runs off, leaving a trail of leaves*
Hollyleaf: *Gets out notepad and starts writing down warrior code violations*
-Episode 7-
Brialight: *Falls asleep at edge of lab*
Bumblestar: BRIARLIGHT YOU CAN'T BE HERE WE NEED TO TELL MILLIE YOU'RE DYING
Briarlight: *Continues sleeping*
Millie: *Walks in* Aww, Briarlight!
Bumblestar: NO |:[ *Shoves out door*
-Episode 8-
Millie: Hey, a parachute! *Parachute explodes into confetti* YAYYY
Bumblestar: CAMERA CAT YOU USED THE WRONG PARACHUTE!
Camera cat: But sir, this way is so much nicer-
Bumblestar: *Throws Jayfeather at him*
-Episode 9-
Tigerstar: MUAUAUA, I SHALL TAKE OVER THIS SHOW AND KILL AL THE GINGER CATS!
Millie: I'm not ginger. Why you leave me out ;-;
Tigerstar: Don't worry, I'll kill you too >:3
Millie: HOORAY
Firestar: Millie what are you doing?!
Tigerstar: *Blows up everything*
-Episode 10-
Bumblestar: Brambleclaw, how's the jello going?
Brambleclaw: *Slowly tears open packet and pours in* 17 out of 201,145!
Millie: *Walks into clearing*
Bumblestar: NOT NOW MILLIE
Millie: I don't want to leave >:[
Bumblestar: QUICKLY, ACTIVATE THE ATTACK PIGEONS!
Millie: NUUUUUU
-Episode 11-
Bumblestar: Attack pigeons aren't a good idea, I guess, so we're going with badgers this time.
Camera cat: Are you sure-
Bumblestar: SHUDDUP *Throws badger*
Briarlight: *Starts hugging badger before it can attack him*
Millie: *Is halfway across the forest* *Suddenly looks up* My briar senses are tingling...
-Episode 12-
Bumblestar: *Walks into den*
Frostfire: *Angrily eating a bagel*
Bumblestar: Why are you-
Frostfire: I HAVE BEGUN A WAR.
Bumblestar: What?
Frostfire: A PEASANT WAR. *Stalks off*
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Bumblestar: WHERE ARE THE WOLVES?
Brambleclaw: There weren't any, we got squirrels instead.
Bumblestar: We can't kill Millie with squirrels!
Millie: *Is killed by squirrels*
Bumblestar: .... *Shoves Brambleclaw off the top of the tower*
A/N: Trying to do more on this account, hoping to update at least four things a week.
~Excitefrost
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