Bumblestar: I think its time for something more violent! Millie, That chainsaw is a danger to Briarlight!
Millie: NO!!! I MUST SAVE BRIARLIGHT! WHAT CAN I DO TO SAVE HER?!?
Bumblestar: Quick! Stop the chainsaw with your body!
Millie: FOR BRIARLIGHT!! *Jumps onto chainsaw*
*Blood splatters everywhere*
Bumblestar: And thats how you kill Millie with a chainsaw!
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101 Ways To Kill A Cat
RandomLet Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she liv...
